Sonya Bateman

“Cinderella never had it so good. All she got was a lousy coach and breakable shoes.”

“I’m so far from lucky, I’m kissing its ass from the other side.”

“I felt less like Cinderella and more like used drywall. Perpetually screwed.”

“I tried to speak, to tell Kit I wasn't dead. No sound came out. But I managed to lift one arm a few inches and execute a tiny wave. Hello, still alive. In a fuck ton of pain, but not dead.”