Teresa Monachino

“Noses run. Feet smell.”

“Why is abbreviation such a long word?”

“Quite a lot is a large amount but quite a few is also a large amount.”

“Why is it that a man with hair on his head has more hair than a man with hairs on his head?”

“To say someone is a vision is to pay them a great compliment. If you say that they look a sight it is a grave insult.”