Texas Bix Bender

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.”

“After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good that he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.”

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”

“Remain independent of any source of income that will deprive you of your personal liberties.”