Tom Parker Bowles

“At this point, I see the unfortunate recipient of this impromptu history lecture begin to doze and I move on to my next unwilling victim.”

“On the flight back from Korea, somewhere between the silicone implant chicken and the latest Jennifer Lopez shitefest, I try to make sense of my Korean experience.”

“I'd seen more menace in a Care Bear.”

“On the whole, I try to avoid confrontations with deadly snakes.”