Tom is a Hong Kong and Washington, DC-based writer and storyteller.
He's kind of an oaf but an affable one.
“Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth." - If a rice dumpling magically flew into my mouth, I'd totally freak out and probably spit it out.”
“You're beautiful" is a better compliment than "You're hot". - Both of these are somewhat preferable to "Damn bitch, you're fine”