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Victor Borge


“Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.”
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“Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.”
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“(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?”
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“One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.”
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“I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.”
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“(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?”
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“I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.”
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“I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.”
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“The shortest distance between two people is a smile.”
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“Laughter is the closest distance between two people.”
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“The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. ”
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“He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.”
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“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
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“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”
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