131 Captivating Erotica Quotes

Feb. 3, 2025, 6:46 p.m.

131 Captivating Erotica Quotes

In the world of literature, erotica stands out as a genre that intertwines passion, imagination, and human connection. It's a tapestry of sensuality that captures the complexities of desire and intimacy through the art of words. Whether it's a steamy novel or a subtle poem, erotica has the power to ignite emotions and transport readers into various realms of fantasy. To celebrate this evocative genre, we've curated a collection of the top 131 captivating erotica quotes. These carefully selected words promise to stir your senses, evoke your imagination, and perhaps even inspire your own journeys into the world of erotic storytelling. Dive in and let these quotes tantalize your mind and awaken your inner passions.

1. “I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?” - Jess C. Scott

2. “But weren't done, not by a long shot. his great hands lifted me under my ass and my thighs, urging me to get on the table and lie on my side. His arm hooked under my leg right under the kneecap, and now everyone had a spectacular view of my dripping for him.” - Lisa Lawrence

3. “Drink from the fountain of love where every drop is eternal passion.” - Mahogany SilverRain

4. “We lay that way for a while, breathing together, watching the shadows flicker over the walls and each other's faces. She played with a wet strand of my hair, wrapping it around her finger. It should have been awkward, but somehow it wasn't. I felt something moving between us, like light or heat, growing with every breath.” - Selena Kitt

5. “I suppose it’s not a social norm, and not a manly thing to do — to feel, discuss feelings. So that’s what I’m giving the finger to. Social norms and stuff…what good are social norms, really? I think all they do is project a limited and harmful image of people. It thus impedes a broader social acceptance of what someone, or a group of people, might actually be like.” - Jess C. Scott

6. “Impertinent submissive,” Raoul snapped, and his dark brown eyes turned mean. “Nothing new for this one. You're doing a lousy job of bringing her to heel, Marcus.”“Bring me to heel? Like I'm a dog?” Without thinking, Gabi instinctively yanked away and snapped out, “Bite me.” - Cherise Sinclair

7. “A little vanilla never hurt anybody.” He nipped her ankle. “Great shoes by the way. Sexy as hell.” - Hanna Lui

8. “It felt like he’d been dragged through the nine circles of hell — by his testicles.” - Kay Berrisford

9. “Enjoy it any way you can.” - Melissa Craig

10. “Oh Moon, sweet, sweet Moon, I want to be naked on you. I want to be like a flower growing on your surface, unique and mysterious, at home in the wonder of you, as if my naked body would be something growing out of your soil, something precious, a lovely gift on your landscape.” - James Lusarde

11. “How can any woman not enjoy that? We're sensual beings, we love that.” - James Lusarde

12. “Don't get your panties in such a twist... and give me back mine.” - E.L. James

13. “... I had been brought to boil twice with no pasta.” - Vanessa Estrella

14. “Suck on this, Edward.” - Danielle D. Smith

15. “You asked of me once, how high, high can beor if there was an exhibit..I smiled and then whispered..My thighs are the limit…” - Shanica Stewart

16. “A hard man is nice to find” - Tom Barry

17. “En las ligeras todas las cosas son visible, pero en la oscuridad, muchas cosas son imaginable.Translated: In the light all things are visible, but in the dark many things are imaginable.” - Taabia Dupree

18. “Awww, that's sweet. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a well-made implement of pain.” - Cherise Sinclair

19. “A girl could get to hate Doms.” - Cherise Sinclair

20. “I do like seeing you in chains, darlin'.” - Cherise Sinclair

21. “You little subs make me nervous. Being around you is too much like walking into a room filled with tiny kittens and trying not to step on one.” - Cherise Sinclair

22. “Chocolate's better than sex any day.” - Cherise Sinclair

23. “And there was something both frustrating and maddeningly arousing about that. His restraint made something burn low and deep in her belly, and then his mouth, oh God his mouth. He tasted like cinnamon, again, and every now and then he’d pull away, just a little — just enough to make her want to drag him back. Before giving her a teasing lick with that perfect, curling tongue of his. It set all the nerve endings in her upper lip on fire.” - Charlotte Stein

24. “Just that one word—sound—sent a strong answering pulse through her body. His tongue curled around syllables that weren’t there, like a promise. This is what you’ll get, if you just let me hear.” - Charlotte Stein

25. “He suggested devils, skulls, harsh masculine drawings. This thing was…heart poundingly good. She wanted to pluck it, and bury her face in it, and keep it in a vase by her bedside.” - Charlotte Stein

26. “The fun we’ll have tonight is called figging.” - Cherise Sinclair

27. “You are such a sleazeball, Rhodes—walking, talking proof of why siblings shouldn’t marry.” - Cherise Sinclair

28. “You dickweed! Are you always stupid, or is today a special occasion?” - Cherise Sinclair

29. “You want to count, Gabrielle? One! She sucked in a breath, mad enough the words slid right out. You asshole, one!” - Cherise Sinclair

30. “Oh lord and master. High muckety-muck.” - Cherise Sinclair

31. “I felt sorry for myself since my wimpy dom can’t catch a snail crossing the sidewalk.” - Cherise Sinclair

32. “And he calls it playing? Like, whatever happened to chess? Or cards? Or tag?” - Cherise Sinclair

33. “By the way, you have a fine ass. Sir.” - Cherise Sinclair

34. “Okay, you’re older. Not much, really. And considering you love staying in shape and I refuse to run, we’ll probably get all old and crippled at the same time. If not, then I’ll learn to use a cane, and I’ll get to beat on your ass for a change.” - Cherise Sinclair

35. “If you keep all those thoughts inside, your brain will explode.” - Cherise Sinclair

36. “What we have here is a failure to communicate.” - Cherise Sinclair

37. “Darlin’, I wasn’t just a Boy Scout, I was an Eagle Scout.” - Cherise Sinclair

38. “Any ham-handed idiot can make a woman scream. I prefer to assess…responsiveness.” - Cherise Sinclair

39. “A good relationship is a two-way street, gatita. Submitting and serving is equaled by a master’s need to take control, to protect, to make someone happy.” - Cherise Sinclair

40. “You have a piercing.” “So I do.”“Didn’t that hurt?”“A bit.” - Cherise Sinclair

41. “And since I am a man, I would appreciate it if you would cry for us both, gatita.” - Cherise Sinclair

42. “No!" he cried and his face pinched with frustration and pain. "I don't want to hear more reasons why we shouldn't be together. No more confessions to explain why you want to run away from what we share." "Julian," she attempted to interrupt again, but he held up a trembling hand.His dark gaze held hers. "I have moved heaven and earth to bring you back to me. I refuse to let you leave again. You are mine and you shall be mine for the rest of my life. Not as my mistress, but as my wife. And if you don't say yes, I shall be forced to drag you into Hyde Park and make love to you in plain view of everyone. Then you will have to accept my proposal in order to save your reputation." His face softened. "I love you, Cecilia.” - Jess Michaels

43. “If the goddess—and that would be me, by the way—is displeased, you’ll get bats in your hair and mice in your boots.” - Cherise Sinclair

44. “You know I still don’t like your…hobby.”“Didn’t ask your opinion.” Jake rubbed his aching ribs. “If you want mine: anyone using the missionary position twice in a row should serve time.” - Cherise Sinclair

45. “Hey, it’s totally masculine. It’s cowboy butt sex.” - Sophie Oak

46. “This was taken when my brother was last on leave. My mom’s new boyfriend took it. Now there’s an insane person. Well, he’s from the next town over. Everyone in that freaking town is butt-fuck crazy. I’m totally moving there one day.” - Sophie Oak

47. “I’m a nice person. I give money to starving babies and properly tip my hairdresser. Why am I the one everyone tries to kill?” - Sophie Oak

48. “Did not. My stubbornness doesn’t even own a gun. My stubbornness is a pacifist.” - Sophie Oak

49. “Not that you’ll have any fun. I know my safe word, and I intend to use it.” - Sophie Oak

50. “Daddy, Momma! I made a friend. His name is Ike, and he ain’t got no tail because they chopped it off, but Aidan didn’t cop it off. Tourists chopped it off. But then Aiden went and fought the tourist. I hope we don’t get no tourists here. We would have to hide all the dogs.” - Sophie Oak

51. “I believe that is what they call an erection. ~ Double Teamed” - Gia Blue

52. “I have to say, her blonde bob was amazing. The delicate way it hugged her face and neck. The softness of it...” - James Lusarde

53. “What would you like to do with my neck?’ I asked. ‘Seduce me with your words. Feel free.” - James Lusarde

54. “We laughed together. It’s so lovely laughing with a man. It feels positive. Relaxed…” - James Lusarde

55. “His touch was simple, but specific, meant to show me he could be like a lover, gentle, intimate, but also that he was a man unaccustomed to hearing the word no. Yes. I understood. He was a man, and I? I was nothing but a girl, not even a woman. I was meant to fall at his feet and worship at the altar of his masculinity, grateful that he’d deigned to acknowledge me. All this, from a simple touch.” - CJ Roberts

56. “Gideon: We've established some talking points: we have an intense sexual attraction and neither of us wants to date. So what do you want – exactly? Seduction, Eva? Do you want to be seduced?Eva: Sex that’s planned like a business transaction is a turnoff for me.Gideon: Establishing parameters in a merger makes it less likely that there’ll be exaggerated expectations and disappointment.Eva: Why even call it a fuck? Why not be clear and call it seminal emission in a pre-approved orifice?” - Sylvia Day

57. “The hotness of a sex scene lies in the loins of the beholder.” - J.Leigh Hunter

58. “MacKensie, much as men don't like to share this fact, we rarely die from not getting off.” - Cherise Sinclair

59. “After all, you couldn't expect any man to turn away from a beautiful woman with her ass in the air.” - Constance Daley

60. “You may get me to say the word, but know this, you will never truly own me. That right belongs to my real master. You may take his symbol off my hip, but there will always be a scar that reminds us both what was there. And you might take his collar off my throat, but you'll never erase his name from my soul.” - Kitty Thomas

61. “A reaper in a bubble bath? What an affront to the dignity of death.” - Moira Rogers

62. “Do I need permission to breathe, Sir?” - Kallypso Masters

63. “Giddyup, Sir.” - Kallypso Masters

64. “Women worry too much about how they smell or taste. I assure you, I love to taste a woman’s primal essence on my tongue.” Something melted inside her. He liked it? “Really? You’re not just being polite, are you, Sir?” “No, kitten, when it comes to sex, I don’t have a polite bone in my body.” - Kallypso Masters

65. “I walked around him, champagne in hand. Great feeling.-Give me a flash, he said – just a little quick… I flashed opened the coat as I strolled by. He exhaled with a sigh- O, he said, Please Again.This time I stood squarely in front of him. He was sitting on the beautiful new over stuffed chair, and swung the coat open, all the way open. And then slowly closed it, and walked away, hips and heels swaying away from him.I could hear the groan. God, this was powerful.He came up behind me and slid his hand down over the fur, the softness, silkiness of the lining flowed over my naked body, a caress on every inch of my flesh –umm indeed.Now he was sliding his hands up my legs and under the coat.-Aah,Aah not yet, I said and pulled away from him.He moaned again – Please, he said…” - Germaine Gibson

66. “You stand fully clothed in a dark room with a spotlight on you. It’s bright but not blinding. So bright, you think the light should warm you. “Will you take off your clothes now, please.” he says from the dark.A calm voice, but definitely a commanding voice. I can imagine when it’s raised it could be, but in all the time he never raised it, the tone was always just right; even when he would say. “Yes, please let me hear you moan now. Louder” It was always pitched just right.Except that one time.” - Germaine Gibson

67. “The male staff all wore gorgeous colored loin cloths that always seem to be about to fall off they’re wonderful hips. Their upper bodies were tanned sculpted and naked.The female staff wore short shorts and silky flowing tops that almost but didn’t expose their young easy breasts. I noticed we only ever encountered male staff, and the men walking through the lobby were always greeted by the female staff. Very ingenious, as Rebecca said later - if we had ticked Lesbians on the form I wonder what would have happened? -There was a place to tick for Lesbians, I said ? -Sexual Persuasion- it was on all the forms -Really. And, how many options were there? -You’re getting the picture, said Jillian.This was not your basic check in procedure as at say a Best Western. Our Doormen/Security Guards , held out our chairs for us to let us sit at the elegant ornate table. Then they poured us tea, and placed before each of us a small bowl of tropical fruit, cut into bite size pieces. Wonderful!Almost immediately a check in person came and sat opposite us at the desk. Again a wonderful example of Island Male talent. (in my mind anyway)We signed some papers, and were each handed an immense wallet of information passes, electronic keys, electronic ID’s we would wear to allow us to move through the park and its ‘worlds’ and a small flash driveI looked at it as he handed it to me, and given the mindset of the Hotel and the murals and the whole ambiance of the place, I was thinking it might be a very small dildo for, some exotic move I was unaware of. -What’s this? I asked him -Your Hotel and Theme Park GuideI looked at it again, huh, so not a dildo.” - Germaine Gibson

68. “-Now the paperwork – -What if I don’t want to do the Ultimate, right away? Maybe I want to ease into this thing gently.-No you don’t.-I might. I might just want to ease into the activity, the idea of it.-it’ll be fine, said Rebecca.-you will be fine, and no regrets, honestly. Jillian took me over to the desk.-No possible regrets, said Rebecca, just sign this, she handed me a sheaf of forms.-Jesus I don’t want to buy the place, I scanned the pages – 45 pages.-just fill in page 25 through28 and sign.-Pages 25 through 28, what is this?Rebecca took the pages of forms from my hand – look its simple stuff, here we’ll read it through. Jillian looked over her shoulder at the pages-weight?-what?- Say 110, Jillian said.-Height?-5’ 8’’, Jillian again.-Hair length?-What? Why?-Long, Jillian again.-Cup size?- O come on.- say C-how about say nothing, I was getting angry-Shaved or bikini or natural?-Fuck offRebecca ticked a box anyway – well she was at the waxing too. Why ask in fact?-Last menstrual cycle?- enough, enough, give me those papers-Yes ignore that, said Rebecca taking the pages away from my grasping hand-Tested? she said this to Jillian-Tested? What tested? What do you mean tested?-Yes, said Jillian, I forwarded a blood sample from the main island-You what!-You were sleeping.-Great now sign here, Rebecca handed me a page and a pen-Who has blood samples for a theme park?-Everyone-especially the staff, can’t have mi’lady getting STDsI took a breath-This is getting a bit weird guys are you sure? I mean, well this is a bit, weird.-We’re 100 and a million per cent sure, said Jillian- 100 million per cent, said Rebecca” - Germaine Gibson

69. “Shut up. You should remember, you’re my bitch tonight.” - Lizzie Lynn Lee

70. “Don’t even think about it, Fido.” - Cindy Spencer Pape

71. “The only ride I’m interested in is on you, cowboy, but I’m sure all the women say that.” - Lex Valentine

72. “Carlton was a blade; sharp and hard and well built.” - Kate Harper

73. “Choose your tempo,” he whispered in her ear. “What?” “Fast and hard or slow and easy. Your tempo, your choice. You get to direct this symphony.” - Mari Carr

74. “Is mine fat!” - Red Phoenix

75. “I’d do you both in heartbeat and come back for seconds.” - Tielle St. Clare

76. “A werewolf bite turned me gay?” - Tielle St. Clare

77. “No, but it’s your reality now. Put on your big-boy pants and deal with it.” - Tielle St. Clare

78. “I want us horizontal with a whole lot of naked, now.” - Tessie Bradford

79. “The higher up I hold it, the less painful the hot wax.”…“Try hanging off the ceiling and dropping it from there.” - Barbara Elsborg

80. “That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind.” - Barbara Elsborg

81. “A million dollars? For a cow?” - Leah Brooke

82. “Don’t you dare pee on me.” - Roni Loren

83. “Only I was capable of saving her now, and that, as far as anyone could argue, may have made me worse than all the devils and the demons, but it also, more accurately, made me better than all the angels and gods.” - Jared S. Anderson

84. “Led Zeppelin! I clapped my hand over my mouth.This big, strong man, wearing a muscle shirt and cargo pants, sang rock songs to a toddler in the middle of the night. I was so toast. Game over. And it was doubly terrifying, considering I had no idea how to make him stick around. He would leave and take his sweetness and his Pepto and our hearts.” - Amber Lin

85. “With all due respect.” Victoria panted against the growing sexual hunger battling her temper for dominance. “Eat shit and die, sir.” - Morgan Hawke

86. “Males are simple creatures. If we can’t f**k it, we want to kill it.” - Morgan Hawke

87. “The back is one of my favorite parts of a woman’s body. I love to trace and lick the shallow line of her spine, from the top and all the way down to the twin dimples at the base of her lower back.” - Gina L. Maxwell

88. “Men always want what they can’t have, or what other men want. It’s a scientific fact.” - Gina L. Maxwell

89. “Kyle held out his hand and Reid shook it like a good sport, but he made sure to add a little extra pressure and a meaningful stare in the universal male Don’t-f**k-with-this-chick-or-I’ll-eat-your-heart-for-breakfast-with-my-Wheaties look.” - Gina L. Maxwell

90. “Placing one last kiss over her heart, he lifted his head to find her staring at him with The Look—the one that told a guy when a woman was leaving Let’s Screw For Fun City and headed straight for Let’s Pick Out China Town—written all over her pretty face.” - Gina L. Maxwell

91. “Thank goodness it wasn't real sex.” - Lana Cox

92. “Honey, letting us isn’t the issue. You either cooperate and get it done, or don’t-and still get it done.” - Breanna Hayse

93. “You're absolutely gorgeous. But you look too empty." Holding her gaze he slid his thumbs in to circle the rim of her opening. "Want something to fill you up?” - Gina L. Maxwell

94. “Out running errands—be back before noon. I made a list of some things I like. Check the ones you're interested in, underline any maybes, and cross off your no's. I'm going to do two of the things on that list to you when I get back—your choice. Surprise me.-M” - Nenia Campbell

95. “Listen to me and listen to me good,” she ground out. “You are an asshole. You don’t tell me what to do, ever. The day you control my life, well, that day is when hell freezes over. I’m not some weak little wife type, asshole, and I don’t need a man to control me or tell me what to do. If you ever try to pull this shit again I’ll show you weak when they have to surgically remove my shoe from your ass. When you walk in the door of my house after you find a way back there, you have five minutes to pack up your things and get the hell out or you’ll need that surgery. I want you to get on a plane, take your miserable, bitchy little bald ass out of my life, and don’t ever come near me again. Do you hear me?” - Laurann Dohner

96. “The only man I’ve ever been attracted to, and he comes with a bloody contract, a flogger, and a whole world of issues.” - E.L. James

97. “don’t order me around like that unless it involves a safe word and a couple of interesting toys.” - Tessie Bradford

98. “Today, it's possible to read both erotica and books written for children without fear of social castigation.” - Amelia Gray

99. “Well I guess I should ask what your name is in case I slip and touch you without getting permission, I'd like to know who's punching me." She giggled and said, "Nah, you have permission but if you need a name it’s Sindy, S-I-N, not like the girl next door, and what should I call you, besides the man I want to get naked?” He said “Keith, and if you want me to be the boy next door I can try, but I’ll probably fail.” She said- “Nope the boy next door is too much like the one whose nose I just tried to break; you can be the sexy stranger.” - Sarina Asheford

100. “What do we have here?” Grant slurs at me. He seems different and it raises flags in my mind. His fingers wrap around a section of my hair and it scares me. His face is flushed red and his eyes are glassy and bright. I can smell the smoky scent of whiskey or scotch rolling off his tongue as he speaks and breathes heavily.“I’m lost and I need a ride home.” My voice wavers as I speak and I hate it. I fist my hands in the hem of my blazer.“I’ll get Albert for you, but first spend some time with me,” he slurs again, sounding like his tongue is too large for his mouth. As if sensing my attention, the tip of his tongue sneaks out and slides along his supple bottom lip. He smiles as he tastes the alcohol that’s staining his mouth. His eyes are bright and shiny and glazed over. He has a smirk on his face that shows off his dimple. It no longer reminds me of Whitt. It seems sinister and dangerous- promising something I’m not ready to experience.The feel of his fingers playing with my hair gives me goosebumps and I shiver as my scalp tightens, sucking up the pleasant attention. I do my first stupid-girl moment of my life. I shameless crush on a guy and let it turn my thoughts to mush.“Okay, if you promise to call Albert first.” I try to negotiate with him and he gives me a naughty smirk for agreeing.He backs me up with his physical presence. His front touches mine- chest-to-chest. His lips part and breathes the smoky, whiskey scent onto my chin. My back hits the door behind me with an audible thump. He reaches around me and I don’t wince. I anticipate him touching me and crave it. Instead, his hand twists the doorknob by my hip and I fall backwards.I’m pushed into a dark room until my legs connect with the edge of a bed. I can’t see anything, and the only sound is our combined breathing. I feel alive with caution. I’m aware of every hair, every nerve on my flesh. My senses are so in-tuned that I can feel my system pumping the blood through my veins nourishing my whole body.” - Erica Chilson

101. “Cassie,” I growl at the young brunette. “How’s the sobriety?”Alex brought the submissive to us. She’s an addict that he councils at Transcend. I don’t want to be mean to her right now, especially since my best friend brought her here, but I’m furious and she’s an outlet. She can’t strike back.“Ninety days sober,” she says with pride.“That’s awesome,” I say enthusiastically and smile at her. “I love how we have to give fuck ups a medal when they behave. I would think it should go to those who never fuck up. What’s the incentive to behave if all you have to do is get shit-faced and steal shit for years and then ninety days on the straight-and-narrow we have to pat you on the back for being a good girl,” I say in a saccharine voice.She gazes at me with huge, glassy brown eyes. I can see the tears forming. Cassie worries her full bottom lip between her teeth and tries not to blink.“But hey, what do I know. It just seems like the system is flawed. The good little boys and girls just don’t get the recognition that a crack-whore thief gets,” I shrug.Cassie blinks and the surface of her tears breaks and they finally slide down her cheeks in shame.“But go you!” I shout sarcastically. I give her a thumbs up and walk down the hall.“Cold… that was just cold, dude,” Alex chuckles at me.That was so bad that I have to laugh or I’d puke. I shake my head as my belly contracts from laughter.“Score on my newest asshattery?” I ask my partner in crime. If I didn’t have him I’d scream. I’ll owe Master Marcus forever. He stripped me bare until Font was naked in the impact room at Brownstone I trained in. Alex walked in and shook my hand- instant best friend.“Ah…” He taps his chin in thought and the bastard tucks his black hair behind his ear. I growl at him because he did it on purpose. He knows how much I miss the feel of my hair swinging at my jawline.Alex arches a perfect brow above his aqua eye and smirks. He runs his hands through his hair and groans in pleasure.“8.5. It was a decent attempt, but you pulled your hit. You’re too soft. I bet you were scared you’d make her relapse.”“Yeah,” I say bashfully.“Not happening, bud. I’m just that fucking good. I better go do some damage control. Don’t hurt any more subs. Pick on the big bastards. They may bite back, but their egos are delicate.” - Erica Chilson

102. “As I rock down the hall I am flung from my path- snatched and grabbed. Before I can even utter a word, a large palm is covering my mouth. In less than five seconds I am inside a pitch black room, pushed face first into a cold metal door, and I hear the lock snick into place. A heavy weight presses at my back. I didn’t even have time to panic. It was a well-timed attack.My mind flashes to another time and place, another hand on my mouth. I breathe though the panic that tries to overcome me.I allow my senses to put me at ease. He’s just softly breathing near my ear. His body is relaxed. The way he holds me feels more playful than threatening.“Let me guess… the Boss,” I say to the heavy weight at my back. My tone is a mix of amused annoyance.” - Erica Chilson

103. “Ecstasy..."When you increase your ability to create ecstasy out of those things found in everyday life, all of your ecstatic sensual experiences grow deeper.” - Barabara Carrellas

104. “I’m sure you can manage from here”, and without a further word, he walked out of her room, then let himself out of her flat.” - M.F. Roberts

105. “God, he was an evil bastard, but boy was he good!” - M.F. Roberts

106. “Just because I know what I want doesn't mean I can have it,” - Brit M.

107. “The slick concrete reflected the facades of the work weary - grey, cracked and old,but more importantly, trodden upon.” - Martin Hopkins

108. “I don’t think about that day the crazy lady tried to shoot Abby but got you instead. It was an awful day. When it does cross my mind, I turn it around and think about something nice, like Abby’s pussy. I just take a deep breath and picture it in my mind. It’s my happy place.” - Sophie Oak

109. “Entering the foyer, Royale already decided that he would thank Shake once more for being by his side at Keena’s recital. But she stunned him by eagerly waiting for him just like old times—on her knees wearing only a collar and a leash.” - S.B. Redd

110. “I actually told him to f**k himself. And that if he needed an ass to paddle, he should look in the mirror.” - Lexi Blake

111. “If it’s that jerk, he’s going to see my gun. ‘My body is a weapon.’ Dumb sh*t. I bet my gun can take out his body really damn quick.” - Lexi Blake

112. “Mr. Carter cleared his throat. “Soy sauce.” He deadpanned. “Really, Sera?” - Flora Roberts

113. “You should really be more careful who you let put their hands on you.” A silky male voice hummed as hot, minty breath wafted around her ear and danced slowly across her nose. Sera inhaled deeply, her skin prickled with goose bumps.” - Flora Roberts

114. “Did you know studies show that eighty percent of women have faked orgasm? And fifty percent admit to doing it on a regular basis?” - Chloe Cole

115. “You know what would really help? If men started looking at it like a bank. The more you deposit the more you can withdraw later. Make a woman come as a rule, she’s going to be more receptive to regular sex and much more open-minded about what’s on the table as far as experimenting. Common sense.” - Chloe Cole

116. “Do you take credit cards? I bet your pony would be worth a ride.” - Cari Quinn

117. “Sweetheart, I’ll be a Marine ‘til they bury my cold, dead, decrepit ass in the ground a good fifty or sixty years from now.” - Dee Tenorio

118. “Oh God, can I keep you? You don’t need batteries, do you?” - Barbara Elsborg

119. “Edna restored the toffee to the centre of her tongue and sucking pleasurably, resumed her typing of Naked Love by Armand Levine. Its painstaking eroticism left her uninterested--as indeed it did most of Mr. Levine's readers, in spite of his efforts. He was a notable example of the fact that nothing can be duller than dull pornography.” - Agatha Christie

120. “Oh fuck, he was right there. I was wet as hell and he could probably smell me now. I should have eaten strawberries or melon or a dozen roses or an entire mint plant. Did that work for women? I read an article that it worked for men. Their spunk tasted like what they ate. Did my vagina taste like spaghetti right now? God dammit! I shouldn't have eaten dinner!” - Tara Sivec

121. “Here,” I said, shoving the board into his hands. He started laughing.“WHAT are you laughing at?!” I demanded irritably.“Well, it’s just that… that’s going to hurt a bit, my dear. Go on, bend over. I’ll demonstrate.” - Sadey Quinn

122. “You could have fucked me ’til your uncut, overexposed on the blogs, ‘too ginormous for my snatch’ pecker fell off. And I’d still no way never ever in a thousand years sell, loan, sample you my Easton. And to answer your question, I run my company with my pussy, and twenty-four other pussy-sporting employees. Easton girls do not allow dickheads or cocks in our fashion world. Period.” - Avery Aster

123. “Only on a few occasions had I ever been comfortable showing my body off, and now here I was, taking a job where Asian boobs and ass ran free.” - Teresa Lo

124. “She believed being so free with her sexuality was empowering, but I wouldn't say taking home a douchebag who would laugh about the encounter with his friend later is a step forward in the feminist movement."-Lily” - Teresa Lo

125. “I’m not sure sex qualifies as R and R, but it’s a compromise I can live with.” - Shelby Morgen

126. “The Professor is coming...” - M Hopkins

127. “People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh?” - Hector Himeros

128. “His music was an outlet of that romantic energy and sensitivity.” - Kailin Gow

129. “She was as lovely sleeping as she was dripping in sensuality at the fundraiser” - Kailin Gow

130. “If there was ever a dress that can be an aphrodisiac the one Serena was wearing now had to be it” - Kailin Gow

131. “He was just beautiful. She'd never known a man could be beautiful, but he definitely was.” - Emily Jane Trent