30 Memorable Sookie Stackhouse Quotes

Sookie Stackhouse, the enchanting telepath from Charlaine Harris’s renowned "Southern Vampire Mysteries" series, has captivated readers with her sharp wit, charm, and indelible persona. Whether navigating the complexities of supernatural politics or embracing the ups and downs of everyday life in Bon Temps, Sookie's insights are as memorable as they are entertaining. In this collection, we explore her top 30 quotes that perfectly encapsulate her spirited nature and enduring wisdom. Delve into Sookie's world and enjoy a glimpse of the humor, determination, and humanity that make her an unforgettable character.

1. “Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!” - Charlaine Harris

2. “I don't like having feelings," Eric said coldly, and he left.That was a tough exit line to top.” - Charlaine Harris

3. “Sam, há dois anos, não fazia qualquer ideia de como era o mundo há minha volta. Não sabia o que tu eras. Não sabia que existiam fadas a sério. Não poderia ter imaginado nada disso. - Abanei a cabeça. - Que mundo este, Sam. É maravilhoso e assustador. Cada dia é diferente. Nunca pensei que teria uma vida e agora tenho.” - Charlaine Harris

4. “Do I look like I have anything ?" I asked him, in a reasonable voice.He looked as unnerved as the nurse had. He said, "Sorry," and backed away. I took a step after him.I screamed, "I HAVE NOTHING!" And then I said, in a perfectly calm voice, "See, I never had anything to start with.” - Charlaine Harris

5. “Was I just curious about what the agenda might be at a vampire summit? Did I want the attention of more undead members of society? Did I want to be known as a fangbanger, one of those humans who simply adored the walking dead? Did some corner of me long for a chance to be near Bill without seeking him out, still trying to make some emotional senseof his betrayal? Or was this about Eric? Unbeknownst to myself, was I in love with the flamboyant Viking who was so handsome, so good at making love, and so political, all atthe same time?This sounded like a promising set of problems for a soap opera season.” - Charlaine Harris

6. “Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?"One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell.” - Charlaine Harris

7. “There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.” - Charlaine Harris

8. “Pam. Listen.''The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.''Appius Livius Ocella just dropped in.''Fuck a zombie!'- Sookie & Pam, Dead in the Family, Charlaine Harris” - Charlaine Harris

9. “Can I help you up?”"No,” she said bitterly. “I prefer to drag myself along the hardwood floor.”"Bitch,” I said, squatting to help her up.” - Charlaine Harris

10. “But I couldn’t leave Hunter alone in the house, and I would’ve felt terrible if I’d asked Eric to go out in the woods by himself, even though I knew he wouldn’t think anything about it. In fact, probably he’d have sent Pam.” - Charlaine Harris

11. “Some might think you suicidal.""Well, 'some' can stick it up their ass.” - Charlaine Harris

12. “Dated” in Selah’s book, being a euphemism for “had enthusiastic and frequent sex with”.” - Charlaine Harris

13. “I have a big hole in my heart," I said. "But it'll close over."I don't want to sound all Dr. Phil," she said. "But don't let the scab seal the pain in, okay?"That's good advice," I said. "I hope I can manage it.” - Charlaine Harris

14. “Darling, you can nail my ass anytime,” he said charmingly, and turned to go back to his table.” - Harris Charlaine

15. “Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadn’t even known I was in the pool” - Charlaine Harris

16. “And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?” - Charlaine Harris

17. “I was surprised to find out there was a direct line from my palm to my, my, hootchie.” - Charlaine Harris

18. “Come on," I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear.” - Charlaine Harris

19. “Wow," I said, since it was all I could think of to say. "Wow. That's some outfit." When you've got a big guy wearing Lycra it doesn't leave a whole lot to the imagination. I resisted the temptation to ask Eric to turn around."I don't believe I could be convincing as a queen," Eric said, "but I decided this sent such a mixed signal, almost anything was possible." He fluttered his eyelashes at me. Eric was definitely enjoying this."Oh, yes," I said, trying to find somewhere else to look. (Living Dead in Dallas)” - Charlaine Harris

20. “I did what I have been told to do by my queen. In so doing, I fell into a trap I couldn't escape. I still can't.""The trap of LUUUUVVVV, I thought sarcastically. But he was too serious, too calm, to mock.” - Charlaine Harris

21. “Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric” - Charlaine Harris

22. “Are you a prude?' He seemed genuinely curious.'No!' But after a second, I said, 'But may be compared to you, yes! I like my privacy. I get to decide who sees me naked. Do you get my point?''Yes. Objectively speaking, you have beautiful points.'I thought the top of my head would pop off...(Sookie Stackhouse & Claude, Dead in the Family)” - Charlaine Harris

23. “For awhile I taped soap operas and watched them at night when I thought I might be forgetting what it was like to be human. After a while I stopped, because from the examples I saw on those shows, forgetting humanity was a good thing.” - Charlaine Harris

24. “Bubba made a sound of disapproval "You're not supposed to be kissing on anybody else, Miss Sookie" he said "Bill said it was okay, but I don't like it.” - Charlaine Harris

25. “But in my book, it was basically bad taste to stare at someone's assets, no matter how much on display they were.” - Charlaine Harris

26. “Well in two months, it'd be sunbathing time. That made me smile. I enjoyed lying in the sun in a little bikini, timing myself carefully so I didn't burn. I loved the smell of coconut oil. And I don't want to hear any lectures about how bad tanning is for you. That's my vice. Everybody gets one.” - Charlaine Harris

27. “Better to be screwed physically than financially.” - Charlaine Harris

28. “You're lips are bloody.' He seized my face in both hands and kissed me. It's hard not to respond when a master of the art of kissing is laying one on you.” - Charlaine Harris

29. “I didn't see what was in front of me until I thought it might be taken away. - Sam” - Charlaine Harris

30. “I'm a Waitress.” - Charlaine Harris