32 Memorable House Of Night Quotes

February 3, 2026
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32 Memorable House Of Night Quotes

Delve into the enchanting world of the House of Night series with these carefully selected quotes that capture the essence of the story’s unforgettable characters and themes. Whether you’re a longtime fan or new to the series, these memorable lines offer a glimpse into the magic, mystery, and emotion that make House of Night so captivating. Explore the wisdom, wit, and passion woven throughout this beloved saga.

1. “Actually, since I'm gay I think I should count for two guys instead of just one. I mean, in me you get the male point of view and you don't have to worry about me wanting to touch your boobies.” - P.C. Cast

2. “Zo, I'm not a damn pussy!'Erik, looking very tall and full-grown, kick-your-butt vampyre-like, snorted sarcastically and then said, 'No, you're a damn human. Wait, that does make you a pussy!” - P.C. Cast

3. “Oh, for crap's sake, I can barely look at it," Aphrodite said, turning her head from the archway and averting her eyes. "And I usually love sparkly things.” - P.C. Cast

4. “Get thee behind me, Satan!” - P.C. Cast

5. “I should have kissed more than your hand...thought I'd have more time," he whispered between liquid, panting breaths. "...too late now."I looked into his eyes and completely forgot the rest of the world. In that moment, all I knew was that I was holding Stark in my arms, and I was going to lose him very, very soon.” - P.C. Cast

6. “Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite” - P.C. Cast

7. “No, Kramisha, he's not black. He's a killer bird with evil for his Daddy.” - P.C. Cast

8. “He's waiting for yu, young queen.'Shocked, I stared at Seoras. 'Heath?'The Warrior's look was wise and understanding - his voice gentle. 'Aye, yur Heath probably does await you somewhere in the future, but it is of your Guardian I speak.” - P.C. Cast

9. “And when you love someone you don’t always see them realistically.” - P.C. Cast

10. “I think real forgiveness is a gift someone has to earn, and I don’t even have to worry about Kalona asking for my forgiveness unless he’s worthy of even considering it, and I just don’t see that happening.” - P.C. Cast

11. “Yeah, I got the instructions straight from Seoras. That and a bunch of smart-ass comments about my education being sadly lacking and something about not knowing my arse from my ear or my elbow, and also something about me being a fanny, and I don't know what the hell that means.""Fanny? Like a girl's name?""I don't think so . . .” - P.C. Cast

12. “I'm her protection! I don't care if it's in this world or the next. Just show me how to get where she is, and I'll be there for her. ~Stark” - P.C. Cast

13. “I'm here because she's here, and she belongs to me. ~Rephaim” - P.C. Cast

14. “I am not a bat. ~Rephaim” - P.C. Cast

15. “Last time I saw you, I said that it hurt too much to love you. But I was wrong about that. The truth is it hurts too much not to love you.” - P.C. Cast

16. “Nuns freak me out.” - P.C. Cast

17. “What more could you want? How about dominion over this 'beautiful place'? Beauty doesn't last. Friends and family decay. Power is the only thing that goes on forever."Jack answered with his gut. "No, love goes on forever.” - P.C. Cast

18. “Then your heart is a black, shriveled thing, because you absolutely betray me.” - P.C. Cast

19. “Zo. I'm no damn pussy” - P.C. Cast

20. “He's not the brightest crayola in the pack.” - P.C. Cast

21. “My mama told me don't trust no white boy, even a pretty one. I'm thinkin' a pretty white boy with wings explodin' up from the ground in a mess of blood and ugly-ass bird things is double trouble." - Kramisha (Ch 5)” - P.C. Cast

22. “Darkness got you like Shelob gor Frodo, only worse.” - P.C. Cast

23. “...Neferet fell smack on her butt.” - P.C. Cast

24. “I've bespelled this locket, for you; my own, my mate. The day has come when death forced us to part. You must know that I for you, forever, I shall wait. So until we meet again I hold your love safely within my heart.Remember, your oath was to temper strength with mercy. No matter how long apart we shall be, I hold you to that oatheternally... eternally...” - P.C. Cast

25. “cats choose us; we don't own them” - P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast

26. “Value them; they are pearls of great price” - P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast

27. “Oh, Zoeybird, did I call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey outloud?''Yes, Grandma, you did.'She looked at me, her dark eyes sparkling. 'Good.” - P.C. Cast

28. “Und was passiert, wenn du nicht mehr da bist, um [...] mich immer daran zu erinnern, wie ein Zuhause ist?” - P.C. Cast

29. “Stark looked strong and healthy and totally gorgeous. I was distracting myself by wondering what exactly Scottish guys did, or didn't, wear under those kilts when he turned to face me.His smile lit up his eyes. "I can practically hear you thinking.” - Kristin Cast

30. “She's magnificent," Radius said, smiling proudly as he vaulted the steps and followed Aphrodite."I can think of a lot of m words that she could be. Magnificent isn't one of them," Stark grumbled."Mental and mean pop into my head," I said."Manure pops into mine," Stark said."Manure?""I think she's full of shot, but it's too many words and doesn't start with an m, so that's as close as I could get," he said.” - Kristin Cast

31. “We must have a creature made of Darkness to break through the cage of Darkenss that imprisons your grandmother," Thanatos said. "That creature is me." Aurox stepped forward."Oh, for shit's sake! We are absolutely fucked!" Aphrodite said. Sadly I had to agree with her.” - P.C. Cast

32. “Well I ain't Dr. Phil, but I'm smart," she said. "And your shoes are cuter than his," I said, trying to sound at least semi-normal. "Yeah they remind me of Dorothy's ruby slippers, only mine are wedges 'cause I'm more fashion conscious than she was.” - P.C. Cast