Oct. 28, 2024, 8:45 a.m.
In a world that often celebrates conformity, it's refreshing to embrace the delightfully weird and wonderfully quirky. These unique perspectives offer a glimpse into the minds of those who dare to see life through a different lens. Whether you're seeking a splash of humor to brighten your day or an unexpected twist on conventional wisdom, our curated collection of the top 32 weird and quirky quotes is sure to intrigue and inspire. Dive into this whimsical journey and let these eccentric gems spark joy, provoke thought, and maybe even encourage you to embrace your own quirks.
1. “I'm an ugly girl,My face makes you hurl,Sad I have it, I should bag it.Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair.I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.” - Al Yankovic
2. “I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.” - Frank Zappa
3. “I'm too wacky for most weirdos. Who am I to judge?” - Tori Amos
4. “…Tell me, has anything odd happened to you recently?What do you mean, odd?'Unusual. Deviating from the customary. Something outside the usual parameters of normalcy. An occurrence of unprecedented weird.” - Jasper Fforde
5. “I know that. What's your point?” - Tite Kubo
6. “All forms of madness, bizarre habits, awkwardness in society, general clumsiness, are justified in the person who creates good art.” - Roman Payne
7. “The deep woods can be very dangerous. Dangerous, dangerous, dangerous and weird. And weird weird.” - C.F.
8. “You just noticed? You're slow...” - Tite Kubo
9. “You fell off the tree of fucked-up-weird and slammed every branch on the way down.” - Vincent Zandri
10. “Hey, Ms. P," Tad called, "what's going on?"She let out a slow breath before she answered. "You won't believe this... Brian Murrey tried to eat Scott Morgan."Nick's eyes widened at the unexpected explanation. Had he heard that right?” - Sherrilyn Kenyon
11. “Only the previous day, Arch had found him in a spirit-dance corral, blistering the creatures to the point of death, such was his need to touch and destroy.” - Frank Beddor
12. “Well now," the scholar went on, "I'm just an old fuddy-duddy who could use a tan, so you needn't grant my opinion any authority, but I consider the queendom lucky that a handful of Milliners and their children lived incognito among the population during Redd's tyranny.” - Frank Beddor
13. “When you cross over into the weird stuff, there's no going back. Hector has a theory on it. Calls it the law of 'Anomalous Phenomena Attraction.' He explained it to me once. Didn't really pay attention, but it boils down to 'weird shit pulls in more weird shit.” - A. Lee Martinez
14. “We have truth in order not to die of art.” - steve aylett
15. “But please remember: this is only a work of fiction. The truth, as always, will be far stranger.” - Arthur C. Clarke
16. “Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.” - E.A. Bucchianeri
17. “Somewhere there are gardens where peacocks sing like nightingales, somewhere there are caravans of separated lovers traveling to meet each other; there are ruby fires on distant mountains, and blue comets that come in spring like sapphires in the black sky. If this is not so, meet me in the shameful yard, and we will plant a gallows tree, and swing like sad pendulums, never once touching.” - K.J. Bishop
18. “I'm completely fine with being weird...it keeps me from getting bored with myself.” - Kristy Pellegrin
19. “There's a weird logic that explains a common truth.” - Toba Beta
20. “We are all a little weird. And we like to think that there is always someone weirder. I mean, I am sure some of you are looking at me and thinking, “Well, at least I am not as weird as you,” and I am thinking, “Well, at least I am not as weird as the people in the loony bin,” and the people in the loony bin are thinking, “Well, at least I am an orange”.” - Jim Gaffigan
21. “I am weird, and you know what? That's OK. So are most interesting people.” - Em Bailey
22. “After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.” - Joe Rogan
23. “I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.” - Johnny Depp
24. “Stuff that would be weird in the bright light of day just wasn't so much once you passed a certain hour.” - Sarah Dessen
25. “There are people who are generic. They make generic responses and they expect generic answers. They live inside a box and they think people who don't fit into their box are weird. But I'll tell you what, generic people are the weird people. They are like genetically-manipulated plants growing inside a laboratory, like indistinguishable faces, like droids. Like ignorance.” - C. JoyBell C.
26. “His body walks out onto the darkened stage , and a roar goes up from the crowd. He stands in front of the mic, and he can feel his face twist in a sneer-the Elvis sneer from his dreams-though he never told it to move. He is powerless now, a spectator at his own moment of glory.” - Joseph Garraty
27. “Be undeniable.” - Jim Gaffigan
28. “Keep it crispy.” - Pete Holmes
29. “It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.” - James Patterson
30. “I hate carrying a torch, which is weird because otherwise I'm such a pyromaniac” - Josh Stern
31. “Everyone's weird, I'm just a bit bizarre.” - Pennie Lillian
32. “Inside these letters, the eye will seeNearby are your friends, and VFD.” - Lemony Snicket