33 Mac Quotes

Whether you’re a seasoned Apple enthusiast or simply appreciate the sleek design and intuitive functionality of a Mac, there’s no denying that Apple’s iconic devices have left an indelible mark on the tech world. From visionary innovators to everyday users, the influence of Mac has inspired countless thoughts and musings. In this blog post, we have meticulously compiled a collection of the top 33 Mac quotes that capture the essence of this groundbreaking technology. Prepare to be inspired, amused, and perhaps even a bit nostalgic as we delve into the words that celebrate your favorite pieces of Apple ingenuity.

1. “I’m asking the questions tonight.” One day I was going to write a book: How to Dictate to a Dictatorand Evade an Evader, subtitled How to Handle Jericho Barrons.” - Karen Marie Moning

2. “Never underestimate a well-dressed bimbo.” - Karen Marie Moning

3. “I'm not the hero, Mac. Never have been. Never will be. Let us be perfectly clear: I'm not the antihero, either, so quit waiting to discover my hidden potential. There's nothing to redeem me.” - Karen Marie Moning

4. “He strips his shirt over his head and I catch my breath, watching those long hard muscles ripple. I know how his shoulders look, bunched, when he's on top of me, how his face gets tight with lust, as he eases inside me. "Who am I?""Jericho""Who are you?" He kicks off his boots, steps out of his pants. He's commando tonight.My breath whooshes out of me in a run-on word: "Whogivesafuck?” - Karen Marie Moning

5. “The paranoid one's wards are still active. They keep me several feet from the building.""But not his car," I said, a smile tugging at my lips. Barrons would go nuts if he knew that V'lane had touched his Viper. And stretched out on it nude? He'd have an aneurysm.” - Karen Marie Moning

6. “Dubh is do?" I was incredulous. It was no wonder I hadn't been able to find the stupid word. "Should I becalling pubs poos?""Dubh is Gaelic, Ms. Lane. Pub is not.” - Karen Marie Moning

7. “And then what? Said, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Ms. Lane, I didn't mean to wrinkle your lovely blouse. May I press that for you?' Or perhaps you gouged it with one of your pretty pink nails?"I was really beginning to wonder what his hang-up with pink was, but I didn't resent the sarcasm in his voice.” - Karen Marie Moning

8. “Last night you said you wanted to know what to expect so you could better select your attire. I told you we were going to visit a vampire in a Goth-den tonight. Why, then, Ms. Lane, do you look like a perky rainbow?” - Karen Marie Moning

9. “Burns from dropped matches, Ms. Lane? Matches one might have dropped while flirting with a perniciousFae, Ms. Lane? Have you any idea the value of this rug?”I didn’t think his nostrils could flare any wider. His eyes were black flame. “Pernicious? Good grief, is Englishyour second language? Third?” Only someone who’d learned English from a dictionary would use such a word.“Fifth,” he snarled. “Answer me.” - Karen Marie Moning

10. “He raised a brow. 'Petunia, Ms. Lane?'I scowled. "Ass, Barrons.” - Karen Marie Moning

11. “Every time I think I’m getting smarter I realize that I’ve just done something stupid. Dad says there are three kinds of people in the world: those who don’t know, and don’t know they don’t know; those who don’t know and do know they don’t know; and those who know and know how much they still don’t know.Heavy stuff, I know. I think I’ve finally graduated from the don’t-knows that don’t know to the don’t-knowsthat do.” - Karen Marie Moning

12. “When Barrons looks at me like that, it rattles me. Lust, in those ancient, obsidian eyes, offers no trace of humanity. Doesn’t even bother trying. Savage Mac wants to invite it to come out and play. I think she’s nuts. Nuts, I tell you.” - Karen Marie Moning

13. “Oh ye of little faith. Not for IYD... But you didn't even try.” - Karen Marie Moning

14. “Punch me.""Don't be absurd.""Come on, punch me, Barrons.""I'm not punching you.""I said, punch--OW!" He decked me.” - Karen Marie Moning

15. “Psychotic rapists don't have friends." "I was unaware you were a psychotic rapist or I would not have offered." "Ha." -Mac and V'Lane” - Karen Moning

16. “Mac: "It's not the sidhe-seers."He stopped and went very still.JZB: "Who is it?"Mac: "The MacKeltars."He was silent a long moment. Then he began to laugh, softly.JZB: "Well played, Ms. Lane."Mac: "I had a good teacher."JZB: "The best. Hop on one foot, Ms. Lane."Mac and Barrons” - Karen Moning

17. “You've mistaken me for someone else. Do not wait on me, Ms. Lane. Do not construct your world around mine. I'm not that man.""Screw you, Barrons.""I'm not that man, either.” - Karen Marie Moning

18. “You met over a pile of dead bodies mere days ago. Now he's carving little radish garnishes and humming to himself. It's creepy.” - Sharon Ashwood

19. “He'd heard about Holly putting some magical whammy on him, bringing to life the legend of the Chosen that gave a vampire the power to exist on sexual energy rather than blood. Forced to have sex on a regular basis. Doctor's orders. Lucky bastard.” - Sharon Ashwood

20. “You have to trust in something - your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life.” - Steve Jobs

21. “I hammered him with my fists. He just stood and took it. He didn't suffer graciously, he looked pissed off to no end. But he let me hit him. And he didn't hit me back.” - Karen Marie Moning

22. “Holy water at my wrists and behind my ears; my version of Eau de Don'tbiteme” - Karen Marie Moning

23. “I don't believe Barrons is out to destroy mankind. I don't think he particularly cares much for mankind, but I don't think he has any deep-seated desire to see us all wiped out.” - Karen Marie Moning

24. “You mean you have to be epic already, for it to make you more epic?” - Karen Marie Moning

25. “We were watching Barrons.Why were you watching Barrons?Barrons needs watching.” - Karen Marie Moning

26. “Omnipotent not omniscient. We are frequently blinded by how much we see.” - Karen Marie Moning

27. “If I have to chain you to a fucking wall to protect you from your own stupidity, I will!Wrists. Beam. Chained already Barrons. Come up with a new threat.” - Karen Marie Moning

28. “I'd vowed years ago to go to the grave the same way I'd been born, just a lot more wrinkly.” - Karen Marie Moning

29. “All those 'bloodys' was a veritable cornucopia of emotion for Barrons.” - Karen Marie Moning

30. “His coworker was velvety-skinned, a sexy boy-on-the-cusp-of man.” - Karen Marie Moning

31. “I think sex with him might undo my essential cellular cohesion.” - Karen Marie Moning

32. “I can't believe I let you talk me into this," muttered Serena, as the number 16 bus rumbled over the bridge connecting the north and south sides of the town."I didn't talk you into anything," I reminded her as we reached Jason's neighbourhood and began passing a string of progressively nicer - and larger - houses. "You invited yourself along.""Okay, then I can't believe you didn't talk me out of this.” - Kathleen Peacock

33. “Tell me it's not true."He sighed. "Fine. It's not true."...And yet..."Are you lying?"He rolled his eyes. "Of course I'm lying.""Not cool." I muttered.Kyle shrugged. "I didn't want you to start hyperventilating again." His hair fell over his eyes and he brushed it aside. "I figured annoying you was safer than admitting anything.” - Kathleen Peacock