41 Anita Blake Quotes

Anita Blake, the fierce and formidable vampire hunter created by author Laurell K. Hamilton, has captivated readers for decades with her unique blend of strength, vulnerability, and wit. Her adventures are not only filled with heart-pounding action but also brimming with thought-provoking dialogue and memorable one-liners. Dive into this handpicked assortment of the top 41 Anita Blake quotes that perfectly encapsulate her essence, offering fans and newcomers alike a glimpse into the world of this extraordinary character. Whether you're seeking inspiration, wisdom, or a touch of dark humor, these quotes are sure to resonate.

1. “Death, especially violent death, will turn the meanest bastard in the world into a nice guy. Why is that?” - Laurell K. Hamilton

2. “Life's a bitch,” I said.“And then you die,” Larry finished for me.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

3. “One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

4. “I look like a biker slut from hell meets soldier of fortune pinup.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

5. “You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line?” - Laurell K. Hamilton

6. “There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

7. “Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

8. “Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

9. “Why is everything always my decision?" I asked.Because you will not tolerate anything else."Oh, I remembered now. "Great", I whispered.- Anita to Jean-Claude” - Laurell K. Hamilton

10. “I knew from the moment I heard you, the moment I saw the gun and realized that this lovely, petit woman was the executioner, that you would never die waiting for me to save you - that you would save yourself.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

11. “When crime busting is easier than your personal life, something has gone seriously wrong.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

12. “His dark blue shirt was plastered to his chest, covered with werewolf goop and tears. "Now we both need a bath," I said."That can be arranged.""Please, Jean-Claude, no sexual innuendo until after I'm clean.""Of course, MA PETITE. It was crude of me tonight. My apologies."I stared at him. He was being far too nice. Jean-Claude was a lot of things, but nice wasn't one of them."If you're up to something, I don't want to know about it. I can't handle any deep, dark plots tonight, okay?"He smiled and gave a low, sweeping bow, never taking his eyes off me. The way you bow on the judo mat when you're afraid the person may pound you if you look away.I shook my head. He WAS up to something. Nice to know that not everyone had suddenly become something else. One thing I could always depend on what Jean-Claude. Pain in the ass that he was, he always seemed to be there. Dependable in his own twisted way. Jean-Claude dependable? I must have been more tired than I thought.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

13. “I was caught between going yippy-skippy i get to play with them both, and running like hell.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

14. “Grimes believed in what he did, with no doubts. Though he was older than me by over a decade, I suddenly felt old. Some things mark your soul, not in years but in blood and pain and selling off parts of yourself to get the bad guys, until you finally look in the mirror and aren’t sure which side you’re on anymore. There comes a point when having a badge doesn’t make you the good guy, it just makes you one of the guys. I needed to be one of the good guys, or what the hell was I doing?” - Laurell K. Hamilton

15. “In real life I do violence, but for psychic stuff I do other things better.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

16. “He squeezed my shoulder and smiled at me.I realized that I hadn't kissed him hello, I always kissed him hello. Of course, I was still covered in blood and other bodily fluids, and none of them were his, but he might not understand that that was why I hadn't wanted to get too close. Some of my confusion must have shown on my face, because his smile widened. He turned me around by the shoulders, gave me a little push towards the bathroom, and slapped me on the ass. "Get cleaned up, I'll take care of things here.""I can't believe that you just did that," I said."Did what?" he said, and he was grinning at me.I could probably count on one hand the number of times Micah had grinned at me. His eyes were sparkling with laughter as if it were all he could do not to let it out. I was happy to see him having a good time, really I was. But I wasn't sure what was funny, and I didn't have the courage to ask. It was probably something that would be at my expense, or something I'd just done that he found cute. I was not cute. Confused, fucked-up, bruised, but not cute. Nathaniel and Damian knew better, but as I passed Gregory, I had to say, "If you touch my ass, I will rip you a new one." I said it as I moved past him, not even pausing."You're no fun," he growled.I looked back just before I turned out of sight of him. "Oh, I'm a lot of fun, just not around you."He snarled at me. "Bitch.""Woof, woof," I said, and finally made it into the bathroom.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

17. “Every ruler should strive for his people to love him. But if they cannot love you, then make them fear you. Love is better, but fear will do the job.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

18. “Death, jewelry, or magic; it sounded like Valentine's Day.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

19. “He looked less handsome without the smile and glow in his eyes, but he also seemed more real. Being real will get me into trouble faster than any amount of charm.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

20. “Lately, when I didn't have room to bitch, I didn't. Maturity, at last.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

21. “Since you won't give me your names I'll call you Thing One and Thing Two.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

22. “She doesn't understand what she's asking, Jean-Claude said.No, but she asks, and if we do not do it, we will always wonder. I would rather thy and fail than regret having never tried at all.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

23. “Richard was a riddle with no answer, and I was tired of playing a game I couldn't win.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

24. “I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

25. “Never throw stones if you think they're going to come back and hit you.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

26. “I'm not sure there are enough white roses in the world to make me forget Richard." I held up my hand before she could interrupt. "But I'm not sure there are enough cozy afternoons in all eternity to make me forget Jean-Claude.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

27. “...on the job there was nothing but the job. You left the shit outside the door. You could always pick it up on your way back out.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

28. “Fakat beni rahatsız eden bir şey vardı."Kurbanların aileler oldugunu söylemiştin, buna çocuklar da dahil mi?" "Garip bir şekilde, hayır" dedi. "Şey, böyle küçük nimetler için Tanrı'ya şükretmeliyiz,"dedim "Her zaman çocuklara karşı bir zayıflığın vardı zaten,"dedi. "Ölü çocukları görmek seni rahatsız etmiyor mu?" "hayır" dedi.” - Laurell K. Hamilton, Karacamdan Kelebek

29. “I stared at Jean-Claude and it wasn't the beauty of him that made me love him, it was just him. It was love made up of a thousand touches, a million conversations, a trillion shared looks. A love made up of danger shared, enemies conquered, a determination to neither of us would change the other, even if we could. I love Jean-Claude, all of him, because if I took away the Machiavellian plottings, the labyrinth of his mind, it would lessen him, make him someone else.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

30. “I want nothing more than to climb between the silk sheets and wrap our nude bodies around one another. I want to hold and be held. Sex is a wondrous thing, but tonight I wish to be comforted more than pleasured. I feel like a child in the dark who knows the monsters are under the bed. I want to be told it will be alright, but I am far too old to believe such comforting lies."- Jean-Claude” - Laurell K. Hamilton

31. “He laughed, and it raised goose-bumps on my arms. "Oh,ma petite ,ma petite , you are precious."Just what I wanted to hear. "So how are you getting here?""My private jet."Of course, he had a private jet. "When can you be here?""I will be there as soon as I can, my impatient flower.""I prefer ma petite to flower.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

32. “You're up to something," I said.He turned, eyes wide, long fingers pressed to his heart. "Moi?""Yeah, you,” - Laurell K. Hamilton

33. “You are an irritating son of a bitch.”“Ah, ma petite, how can I resist you when you whisper such sweet endearments to me?” - Laurell K. Hamilton

34. “He ordered food with a childlike glee and watched me eat, tasting it as I did. In private he'd roll on his back like a cat, hands pressed to his mouth as if trying to drain every taste. It was the only thing he did that was cute. He was gorgeous, sensual, but rarely cute.- Anita Blake about Jean-Claude” - Laurell K. Hamilton

35. “Seni tanımadan önce cesaretin hiç korkmamak olduğunu sanırdım Anita .Sen bana cesaretin korkudan ölmene rağmen yapman gerekeni yapmak olduğunu öğrettin.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

36. “There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

37. “There are some things more important than physical survival. You gotta be able to look at yourself in the mirror.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

38. “Even officers who don't approve of your lifestyle choices would still take you as backup over Kirkland, or most anyone else. They'd say how you're bad for shaking up with vampires and wereleopards, but in a firefight they'd take your vampire-loving, furry-fucking ass over most anyone else's.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

39. “Je nelegální zahrávat si s mrtvými těly bez svolení rodiny.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

40. “Jak chceš, má malá oživovatelko. Ať jsme milenci nebo ne, nic to nemění na tom, čím pro mne jsi. Jsi moje lidská služebnice.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

41. “We aren't the good guys, Anita. We're the necessary guys. -Edward” - Laurell K. Hamilton