41 Stupid Quotes To Ponder

In our quest for wisdom, we often stumble upon words that leave us scratching our heads, wondering about the thought process behind them. While not every quote is a profound masterpiece, there's a unique charm in those that veer towards the bizarre and bewildering. These quotes offer not just a glimpse into the peculiar ways people express themselves but also a moment of levity and introspection. As we ponder over these top 41 stupid quotes, let's embrace the humor and absurdity that come with them, remembering that sometimes it's the nonsensical musings that bring a smile to our faces and a bit of laughter to our day. Join us on this lighthearted journey through some of the most wonderfully ridiculous quotes ever uttered.

1. “Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.” - C.S. Lewis

2. “This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.” - Charles M. Schulz

3. “Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.” - Jessica Simpson

4. “Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” - George Carlin

5. “Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.” - Patricia Briggs

6. “An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.” - Victor Hugo

7. “Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.” - Eoin Colfer

8. “If it is stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. (a Shin'a'in saying)” - Mercedes Lackey

9. “So you'll teach me?" Val asked.Ravus nodded agin. "I will make you as terrible as you desire.""I don't want to be - ," she started, but he held up his hand."I know you're very brave," he said."Or stupid.""And stupid. Brave and Stupid." Ravus smiled, but then his smile sagged. "But nothing can stop you from being terrible once you've learned how.” - Holly Black

10. “I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.” - John Green

11. “I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” - Arnold Schwarzenegger

12. “I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.” - Paris Hilton

13. “Intelligent people know they are intelligent. They also know that one person cannot know all, hence a person is not stupid simply because he is ignorant of one thing or another. They know that, to another intelligent person, they will not appear stupid in asking for an explanation of what they do not know, and so their ignorance on any particular issue does not become an embarrassment.” - Lynsay Sands

14. “The rule is: don’t use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.” - Lynne Truss

15. “Stupid to speak of blame when the wills of the immortals are involved.” - Jacqueline Carey

16. “Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them.” - Sierra

17. “A stupid person can make only certain, limited types of errors; the mistakes open to a clever fellow are far broader. But to the one who knows how smart he is compared to everyone else, the possibilities for true idiocy are boundless.” - Steven Brust

18. “For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America.” - George W. Bush

19. “I like 'em big. And stupid. Don't tell my husband.” - Meg Cabot

20. “If we are not stupid then we are bound to become one.” - Santosh Kalwar

21. “But what could I do? Be stupid for a while? I wasn't sure I knew how, even after so many years of careful observation.” - Jeff Lindsay

22. “You deicde, and you make our night what you want. Brilliant and ours. Stupid and theirs.” - Arthur Phillips

23. “My most insightful comments have been forgotten while letting a whining dog out the door.” - Jael Turner

24. “Really, it had been stupid to expect anything anyway. A few late nights does not a habit, or a relationship, make.” - Sarah Dessen

25. “There is no real bravery in getting paid to save someone's life. However, there is a large amount of bravery in a nurse break dancing at the hospital's Christmas party.” - Shannon Alder

26. “If you're angry at stupid people, you're tempted to join them.” - Toba Beta

27. “drenching his shirt with saltwater” - Stephenie Meyer

28. “God doesn't like lesbians," Grandma Huberman hised, throwing the magazine in the trash.Jennifer knew what lesbian meant, and she knew she probably was one. But she couldn't understand why God would hold that against her or against Monica Mathers, who'd never started a war or killed anybody, and whose deadeye three-pointers were straight-up amazing. After all, hadn't God made both of them? But people were like that, she'd noticed. They'd invoke Godly privilege at the weirdest of times and for the most stupid reasons.” - Libba Bray

29. “It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, yourbeard’s stupid.”“Isn’t this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of usgetting along so well.” - Derek Landy

30. “When you do something stupid and die, it's pathetic,” I said. “When you do something stupid and survive it, then you get to call it impressive or heroic.” - Jim Butcher

31. “I thought about how stupid it is, that all of us are born destined to desire somebody else, though desire brings with it such disappointment and pain. Humankind's history must be scored bloody with heartbreak. This hankering for affection is a blight upon us.” - Sonya Hartnett

32. “Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys.” - Jessica Park

33. “I feel sorry for anyone who is in a place where he feels strange and stupid.” - Lois Lowry

34. “Without a response, I just stand there like an idiot. Like she just slapped my brain out of my skull and I can’t think.” - Rebecca A. Rogers

35. “Simmon pushed his hair out of his eyes, laughing boyishly. "You can't argue your way out of this one! She's obviously stupid for you. And you're just plain stupid, so it's a great match.” - Patrick Rothfuss

36. “The groove is so mysterious. We're born with it and we lose it and the world seems to split apart before our eyes into stupid and cool. When we get it back, the world unifies around us, and both stupid and cool fall away.I am grateful to those who are keepers of the groove. The babies and the grandmas who hang on to it and help us remember when we forget that any kind of dancing is better than no dancing at all.” - Lynda Barry

37. “I am stupid" Hans Hubermann told his foster daughter " And kind, which makes me the biggest idiot in the world.” - Markus Zusak

38. “Los celos hacen que las personas hagan y digan cosas estúpidas” - Richelle Mead

39. “There had never been a shortage of fools in the world” - Stephen King

40. “I belong to a stupid nation that kill and murder their own people for language and religion, then they call it foreigners interference.” - M.F. Moonzajer

41. “Sometimes both your mind and thoughts are paying the cost of your stupid heart.” - M.F. Moonzajer