Oct. 31, 2024, 8:45 p.m.
Cynicism often gets a bad rap for its sharp edges and skeptical outlook, yet beneath the surface lies a wealth of insight that can inspire deep reflection. If you’ve ever found yourself questioning the world around you, these quotes might resonate with your quest for understanding. Through the wise words of philosophers, writers, and thinkers, we explore the delicate balance between cynicism and insight. Prepare to delve into a curated collection that not only challenges conventional perspectives but also invites you to consider the world through a more discerning lens.
1. “All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.” - Dorothy Parker
2. “Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are not as they ought to be.” - Ambrose Bierce
3. “If you behaved nicely, the communists wouldn't exist.” - Jenny Holzer
4. “No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.” - Lily Tomlin
5. “Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.” - George Carlin
6. “Lying is an indispensable part of making life tolerable.” - Bergen Evans
7. “A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.” - Scott Dikkers
8. “The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.” - Tom Waits
9. “Nobody is driven by abstractions like 'seeking truth.” - Michael Crichton
10. “All I ask is one thing, and I’m asking this particularly of young people: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism, for the record, it’s my least favorite quality and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.” - Conan O'Brien
11. “Cynicism, like gullibility, is a symptom of underdeveloped critical faculties.” - Jamie Whyte
12. “Amory: I love you.Rosalind: I love you- now.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald
13. “motivating people, forcing them to your will, gives you a cynical attitude toward humanity. It degrades everything it touches.” - Frank Herbert
14. “There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious.” - Niccolo Machiavelli
15. “Cynicism is when a small mind and a hurt heart rejects the hope, love, and truth of a big and caring God.” - Jayce O'Neal
16. “The world keeps ending but new people too dumb to know it keep showing up as if the fun's just started.” - John Updike
17. “Cynicism was a one-way path, and once taken the way back was lost forever.” - Chris Wooding
18. “A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat.” - Reza Aslan
19. “I'm getting old, thought Eileen Calder. Old and worn out and cynical. And being cynical is a lot worse than being old or worn out.” - Charles Sheffield
20. “Sometimes I think books are the only friends worth having.” - Susie Derkins
21. “But with man the case is otherwise, in that when logic leads to any humiliating conclusion, the sole effect is to discredit logic.” - James Branch Cabell
22. “He found that it was easy to make a heroic gesture, but hard to abide by its results.” - W. Somerset Maugham
23. “[T]he enduring problem for liberals, as for everyone else, is not whether history will judge them wise or foolish regarding the war on terrorism; it is, rather, the way that the past decade has splintered them away from other Americans. This fracture comes with a steep price: in today's toxic atmosphere, liberals are no less cynical, shortsighted, and parochial than anyone else, and they understand their fellow-Americans just as badly as they themselves are understood. When liberals look at red-state voters, they see either a mob of pious know-nothings or the insensible victims of militarism and class warfare. Yet.... [such people] defy fixed categories, which means that they have to be figured out the hard way--on their own terms.” - George Packer
24. “Better not to find out whether or not the rumorsare true, I say. Better find the other bastard and skinhim.” - Angelo Tsanatelis
25. “On revient toujours a son premier amour." It sounds like a cynicism to-day. As if we really meant: "On ne revient jamais a son premier amour." But as a matter of fact, a man never leaves his first love, once the love is established. He may leave his first attempt at love. Once a man establishes a full dynamic communication at the deeper and higher centers, with a woman, this can never be broken. But sex in the head breaks down, and half circuits break down. Once the full circuit is established, however, this can never break.” - D.H. Lawrence
26. “The fucking world is running out of gas.” - John Updike
27. “She (historian Barbara Tuchman) draws on skepticism, not cynicism, leaving the reader not so much outraged by human ability as amused and saddened by human folly.” - Robert K. Massie
28. “Poverty is a virtue which one can teach oneself.” - Diogenes of Sinope
29. “Cynicism is no more mature than naïveté. You're no more mature, just more burned.” - Karl Marlantes
30. “Cynicism creates a numbness toward life.Cynicism begins with a wry assurance that everyone has an angle. Behind every silver lining is a cloud. The cynic is always observing, critiquing, but never engaging, loving, and hoping....To be cynical is to be distant. While offering a false intimacy of being "in the know," cynicism actually destroys intimacy. It leads to bitterness that can deaden and even destroy the spirit....Cynicism begins, oddly enough, with too much of the wrong kind of faith, with naive optimism or foolish confidence. At first glance, genuine faith and naive optimism appear identical since both foster confidence and hope.But the similarity is only surface deep.Genuine faith comes from knowing my heavenly Father loves, enjoys, and cares for me. Naive optimism is groundless. It is childlike trust without the loving Father....Optimism in the goodness of people collapses when it confronts the dark side of life....Shattered optimism sets us up for the fall into defeated weariness and, eventually, cynicism. You'd think it would just leave us less optimistic, but we humans don't do neutral well. We go from seeing the bright side of everything to seeing the dark side of everything. We feel betrayed by life....The movement from naive optimism to cynicism is the new American journey. In naive optimism we don't need to pray because everything is under control. In cynicism we can't pray because everything out of control, little is possible.With the Good Shepherd no longer leading us through the valley of the shadow of death, we need something to maintain our sanity. Cynicism's ironic stance is a weak attempt to maintain a lighthearted equilibrium in a world gone mad....Without the Good Shepherd, we are alone in a meaningless story. Weariness and fear leave us feeling overwhelmed, unable to move. Cynicism leaves us doubting, unable to dream. The combination shuts down our hearts, and we just show up for life, going through the motions.” - Paul E. Miller
31. “But I was naturally suspicious; it comes from working too closely with the police for too long. Cynicism is so contagious.” - Laurell K. Hamilton
32. “Haven’t you heard of privacy, or were you raised by a tribe of hedonistic Vikings?” - Wade Kelly
33. “Someone told me I’m a cynical fatalist but I prefer the term realist.” - Wade Kelly
34. “Cynicism is often the shamefaced product of inexperience.” - A.J. Liebling
35. “And you that sought for magic in your youth but desire it not in your age, know that there is a blindness of spirit which comes from age, more black than the blindness of eye, making a darkness about you across which nothing may be seen, or felt, or known, or in any way apprehended.” - Lord Dunsany
36. “The public is always relieved to find that once the chief officers of state are elected they do not sincerely want change.” - Gore Vidal
37. “Humans are moving into a new phase, one based on the knowledge that talking about their feelings has never got them anywhere.” - Glen Duncan
38. “It's when the 'international community' expresses 'concern' about your 'situation' that your situation is well and truly fucked.” - Michael D. Weiss
39. “Why is it that with women, some kink, some vulnerability of the sex, is always presumed to lie at the heart of things- as if they have no other life, no relevance as important as that which they have for us men?” - Anna Funder
40. “Dantes had entered the Chateau d’If with the round, open, smiling face of a young and happy man, with whom the earlypaths of life have been smooth. and who anticipates a future corresponding with his past. This was now all changed. The oval face was lengthened, his smiling mouth had assumed the firm and markedlines which betoken resolution; his eyebrows were arched beneath a brow furrowed with thought; his eyes were full of melancholy, and from their depths occasionally sparkled gloomy fires of misanthropy and hatred; his complexion, so long kept from the sun, had now that pale color which produces, when the features are encircled with black hair, the aristocratic beauty of the man of the north; the profound learning he had acquired had besides diffused over his features a refined intellectual expression; and he had also acquired, being naturally of a goodly stature, that vigor which a frame possesses which has so long concentrated all its force within itself.” - Alexandre Dumas
41. “If this was cynical, then we must allow that all courtship is cynical.” - Zoe Heller
42. “Cynicism is one of the terrible obstacles to progress.” - Bryant McGill