76 Fun And Witty Quotes

In a world where words have the power to inspire, entertain, and provoke thought, quotes serve as bite-sized nuggets of wisdom that leave a lasting impression. Whether you're seeking a quick laugh or a fresh dose of perspective, fun and witty quotes can transform any moment into something memorable. Here, we've gathered a collection of the top 76 quotes that are sure to spark joy, tickle your funny bone, and perhaps even give you a new angle on life. Dive into this vibrant blend of humor and insight, and let these captivating words brighten your day.

1. “You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.” - A.A. Miline

2. “It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none. ” - Snoop Dogg

3. “I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas - fat, drugged, and completely out of it.” - Anthony Bourdain

4. “Fun is not the same thing as fulfillment. ” - Tom Bissell

5. “That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.""Why?" Isabelle said."So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means.” - Cassandra Clare

6. “I can’t imagine anything worse than being required to have fun. ” - Scott Westerfeld

7. “If I can't be remembered as one of the greatest authors, why not be remembered as the sexiest writer...” - Hans Lindor

8. “Life is more fun if you play games.” - Roald Dahl

9. “Happiness is part of who we are. Joy is the feeling” - Tony DeLiso

10. “Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.” - Ambrose Bierce

11. “Food to eat and games to play.Tell me why, tell me why.Serve it out and eat it up.Have a try, have a try.” - Brian Jacques

12. “If there was no New Orleans, America would just be a bunch of free people dying of boredom." -Judy Deck in an e-mail sent to Chris Rose” - Chris Rose

13. “I choose to write because it's perfect for me. It's an escape, a place I can go to hide. It's a friend, when I feel out casted from everyone else. It's a journal, when the only story I can tell is my own. It's a book, when I need to be somewhere else. It's control, when I feel so out of control. It's healing, when everything seems pretty messed up.And it's fun, when life is just flat-out boring.” - Alysha Speer

14. “Just remember, we're all in this alone.” - Lily Tomlin

15. “Back in the days when gladiators hacked away at each other, there was always the man who decided whether the defeated should live or die. The job is usually given to the Emperor in movies, but in fact any senior man could have been the designated thumbs-up-thumbs-down guy. The official title for this fellow was...the editor. (evil laughter in background)” - Gary Corby

16. “I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.” - Dr. Seuss

17. “He had quite liked the dwarfs. He often had no idea what they were talking about, but for a group of homicidal, class-obsessed small people, they were really rather good fun.” - John Connolly

18. “There is never enough time for fun.” - Katherine Hannigan

19. “They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten.” - Lisa Kleypas

20. “Nothing mitigates the throes of depression like a steaming plate of spaghetti and meatballs with marinara sauce and grated parmasan cheese, with a good fresh bread to wipe up.” - Paul Clayton

21. “You, Stan, are covered with dirt and leaves.''''I just applied for a job as a tree,'' I said. It made so little sense, he didn't even bother responding.” - Sean Beaudoin

22. “My idea of Heaven has nothing to do with fluffy clouds or angels. In my Heaven there's butter pecan ice cream and swimming pools and baseball games. The Brooklyn Dodgers always win, and I have the best seat in the house, right behind the Dodger's dugout. That's the only advantage that I can see about being dead: You get the best seat in the house.” - Jennifer Holm

23. “Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness?Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left to be made fun of.” - Toba Beta

24. “So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.” - George Carlin

25. “One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun.” - Jane Goodall

26. “Smartass Disciple: Master, I don’t need a fairytale.I need you to tell me the truth. Master of Stupidity: It is not funny if you just found it. No drama if no lost at first.” - Toba Beta

27. “Well, I’ve had my fun; I’ve had it, he thought, looking up at the swinging baskets of pale geraniums. And it was smashed to atoms—his fun, for it was half made up, as he knew very well; invented, this escapade with the girl; made up, as one makes up the better part of life, he thought—making onself up; making her up; creating an exquisite amusement, and something more. But odd it was, and quite true; all this one could never share—it smashed to atoms.” - Virginia Woolf

28. “Just me, my music, and the voices in my head.” - Christie Silvers

29. “There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard, Yellowbeard, and Yellow beard with Black Roots, who surmised that, if blondes have more fun, then blond pirates must have a heck of a lot more fun.” - Cuthbert Soup

30. “Make the most of every moment. Get excited about every little thing. Why not? Why not have your wonderful moment of excited anticipation? Why not be happy NOW? This is my greatest challenge, but something I'm pouring my heart into: learning how to enjoy what I have, right here, right now. Every moment is precious and although sometimes I struggle to see it, I see it more and more every day.” - Bethenny Frankel

31. “Never work.” - Guy Debord

32. “We must eschew anything trivial. We must embrace all that is frivolous.... Trivial things take up all your time and dull your senses, whereas frivolity is meaningful, profound, worth living and dying for.... If we devote our lives to frivolity, the world will be a far, far better place. Humanity will be better able to fulfill its primary goal, that of having a good time.” - Cynthia Heimel

33. “Rules should always be bent, if not broken. It's the only way to have any fun.” - Alyson Noel

34. “This was fun. We should find out we're still married more often.""Why, so every day can be a special new plunge into hell?""Nobody I'd rather burn with than you, babe.” - Erin McCarthy

35. “Wir sind alle ein bisschen gestorben in diesem Krieg, glaube ich. Wie meine Mutter immer gesagt hat. Krieg tötet alle, auch die, die ihn überleben.” - Hallgrímur Helgason

36. “Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.” - Derek Landy

37. “She took a moment to lament her lack of parasol. Every time she left the house, she felt keenly the absence of her heretofore ubiquitous accessory.” - Gail Carriger

38. “We will take a few moments and make fun of religious people, and we do this in love. No, we do, because we love to make fun of religious people.” - Mark Driscoll

39. “I’ll get you another red dress.”She wiped the backs of her hands over her cheeks at the snarl. “You will?”He glared down at her. “Yes. But you must not cry. I won’t get you any dresses if you cry.”“I don’t normally cry.”“You will never do it.”“Well, I’m afraid I may sometimes,” she said apologetically. “Women need to cry.”Lines formed between his brows. “How many times in a year?”“Maybe five or six,” she said, thinking about it. “But really, it’s usually a very small cry and not in front of anyoneAt that, his scowl grew even darker. “I will permit you to cry four times a year. And you will do it when I am here.” - Nalini Singh

40. “Tell me that the purpose of life is to have fun, and without a care in the world I'll begin wreaking havoc on everything I pass. Now that's what I call pure, honest fun.” - Criss Jami

41. “What were you chanting when you gave me your blood?”“More of my vampire magic. I cast a healing spell to aid the powers of my blood.”She sniffled, her nose stuffy. “It was better than Vicodin.”“Vicodin?”“A painkiller from my world.”“A killer of pain. Did you love him?” The words were growled.A burst of unexpected humor gave her strength. “No. In fact, he was hard to shake. He, uh, stalked me, that kind of thing. I had to pretend he didn’texist.”Nicolai kissed her temple and relaxed against her.” - Gena Showalter

42. “In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.” - Amunhotep El Bey

43. “Thinking over this thought, this whole thinking makes no sense.” - Janosch

44. “I need to go to parties, Raisa mused, so I don't think so much.” - Cinda Williams Chima

45. “And the sun and the moon sometimes argue over who will tuck me in at night. If you think I am having more fun than anyone on this planet, you are absolutely correct.” - Hafiz

46. “— Так повернитесь же скорее и расскажите мне все о себе!— Простите, — тихонько закурлыкал Корин, стараясь не рассмеяться. — Но я, кажется, немного застрял.— Вы не сочтете меня излишне фамильярной, если я слегка потяну вас за хвост?— Нет-нет, ни в коем случае! Буду вам очень признателен.— Я попытаюсь сделать это очень осторожно, чтобы не потянуть ваши хвостовые перья.— Не беспокойтесь, пожалуйста. Часть перьев все равно вот-вот выпадет при линьке.— Вы исключительно вежливы и любезны, друг мой.” - Kathryn Lasky

47. “An earthquake is such fun when it is over.” - George Orwell

48. “And what about us? Do you want a vampire boyfriend?" He laughed bitterly. "Because I forsee many romantic picnics in our future. You, drinking a virgin piña colada. Me, drinking the blood of a virgin.” - Cassandra Clare

49. “We had some good times at school. I didn't know how good those times was till I left, but I guess that's the way of it” - Ron Rash

50. “This is what fun is like," said Rain, almost to herself.” - Gregory Maguire

51. “Darling, don't be silly, your whole future is ahead of you. All you have to do is go out there and ask for a part- something small and reasonable just to start with. From there, no one can stop you. Don't feel bad about anything you've done, and for God's sake, have fun.” - Anna Godbersen

52. “A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real.” - Harry Styles

53. “Sometimes, the inessential is essential.” - T.L. Rese

54. “Schwester Marie–Claire hatte in ihrem Ethikunterricht stets behauptet, es käme gar nicht darauf an, dass die Menschen an den Teufel glaubten, denn es reiche schon aus, dass der Teufel gute Gründe hätte an die Menschen zu glauben, um sicherstellen zu können, dass das Böse in der Welt weiterhin über das Gute triumphierte.” - Emilia Polo

55. “Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.” - Bernard Branson

56. “Life is brighter on the lighter side.” - L.M. Fields

57. “Work is a blessing. God has so arranged the world that work is necessary, and He gives us hands and strength to do it. The enjoyment of leisure would be nothing if we had only leisure. It is the joy of work well done that enables us to enjoy rest, just as it is the experiences of hunger and thirst that make food and drink such pleasures.” - Elisabeth Elliot

58. “Hey Audrey,I am watching you de-clutter your house,do you need help?” - Toni Aleo

59. “All the kids with fancy shoes or clothes, do you know what I got with a family of nine? When ever we said let's play poker, we had a full team of adults right there.” - Julia Marriott

60. “A teenage boy with a Mohawk sat across from me, sneering. I’d seen that look before. Why was it a problem to knit in public?“My grandma knits.”I ignored him.“So what are you making, Grandma?” Mohawk’s voice was ugly.I arched my eyebrow. “A cashmere cock ring. Your grandma ever knit one of those?”The kid’s eyes grew wide, and he suddenly became very interested in a four-year-old issue of Teen Vogue.” - Leslie Langtry

61. “One of the stall doors swings open and a fortyish-year-old woman walks out tucking her shirt into her jeans. Her heavy lined eyes land on Seth. "This is the women's restroom." She points a finger to the door. "Can't you read?""Can't you see that everyone in this club is about twenty years younger than you?" Seth retorts, turning to the mirror. With his pinkie, he messes with bangs. "Now if you'll excuse us, we're going to have some fun.” - Jessica Sorensen

62. “College is fun as long as you don't die.” - Tsugumi Ohba

63. “You don’t pack what you need; you pack what you think you will probably need, taking into account each and every possibility, and then add some more stuff…just in case.” - Jayde Scott

64. “A merda de um cara é o adubo de outro.” - Laurie Halse Anderson

65. “That’s all there is to life, you know. Fun things, we just need to remember to enjoy them or we waste it all.” - Kaza Kingsley

66. “Sometimes you just have to jump in a mud puddle because it's there. Never get so old that you forget about having fun.” - Tom Giaquinto

67. “- I'm so busy doing what I must do that I don't have time for what I ought to do... and I never get a chance to do what I want to do!- Son, that's universal. The way to keep that recipe from killing you is occasionally to do what you want to do anyhow.” - Robert A. Heinlein

68. “Kiss me twice, I am schizophrenic .. Kiss me ten times, I am obsessive!” - أحمد عمارة

69. “Fun is at the core of the way I like to do business and it has been key to everything I've done from the outset. More than any other element, fun is the secret of Virgin's success. I am aware that the ideas of business as being fun and creative goes right against the grain of convention, and it's certainly not how the they teach it at some of those business schools, where business means hard grind and lots of 'discounted cash flows' and net' present values'.” - Richard Branson

70. “How in hell did those bombers get up there every single second of our lives! Why doesn't someone want to talk about it! We've started and won two atomic wars since 2022! Is it because we're having so much fun at home we've forgotten the world? Is it because we're so rich and the rest of the world's so poor and we just don't care if they are? I've heard rumors; the world is starving, but we're well fed. Is it true, the world works hard and we play? Is that why we're hated so much? I've heard the rumors about hate too, once in a long while, over the years. Do you know why? I don't, that's sure! Maybe the books can get us half out of the cave. They just might stop us from making the same damn insane mistakes!” - Ray Bradbury

71. “All round there was a rising tide of beer, widow Désir's barrels had all been broached, beer had rounded all paunches and was overflowing in all directions, from noses, eyes - and elsewhere. People were so blown out and higgledy-piggledy, that everybody's elbows or knees were sticking into his neighbour and everybody thought it great fun to feel his neighbour's elbows. All mouths were grinning from ear to ear in continuous laughter.” - Émile Zola

72. “Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.” - William Feather

73. “Arrogance can be deadly.” The corners of his mouth crept up. “But you didn’t hear me say that.” - Becca Fitzpatrick

74. “A huge part of swimming for me is I love it, and it is so much fun.” - Missy Franklin

75. “The more you read within a balanced life, the more time you have. Strange but true.” - Mark O'Brien

76. “The clever people at CERN are smashing particles together in the hope that Doctor Who will turn up and tell them to stop” - Ben Aaronovitch