79 Random Quotes For Inspiration

In our fast-paced world, where we often find ourselves caught in the whirlwind of daily routines and challenges, a few words of wisdom can become a beacon of hope or a push of motivation. That's where the beauty of quotes comes in—tiny nuggets of insight that resonate with our emotions and inspire action. Whether you're searching for a surge of creativity, a fresh perspective, or a reminder of what truly matters, these handpicked quotes are bound to ignite a spark within you. Join us as we delve into a specially curated collection of 79 random quotes that promise to uplift, energize, and inspire you in ways unexpected.

1. “It looks rather ordinary," said the Snork. "Unless you consider that a top hat is always somewhat extraordinary, of course.” - Tove Jansson

2. “That proves you are unusual," returned the Scarecrow; "and I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.” - L. Frank Baum

3. “Stomp stomp. Whirr. Pleased to be of service.Shut up.Thank you.Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp. Whirr. Thank you for making a simple door very happy.Hope your diodes rot.Thank you. Have a nice day.Stomp stomp stomp stomp. Whirr. It is my pleasure to open for you...Zark off....and my satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done.I said zark off.Thank you for listening to this message.” - Douglas Adams

4. “Don't bruise the Foo!” - Christopher Moore

5. “Did you ever wish you had a book that would explain the full meaning of life's random happenings to you?” - Mariko Tamaki

6. “But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as they presented themselves, never knowing whether you would like the one you were in line for...or if the bastard was going to make you throw up your corn dog and your cotton candy all over the place.” - J.R. Ward

7. “Insane means fewer cameras!” - Ally Carter

8. “You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!” - James Dashner

9. “You should never put the new antlers of a deer to your nose and smell them. They have little insects that crawl into the nose and devour the brain.” - Kenko

10. “What's my age again?” - Blink-182

11. “After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I reached out with my little finger and flipped the Barbie's head. It went thack thack against the door. I flipped it again. Thack thack. Whee. I had a new hobby.” - Jeff Lindsay

12. “Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?” - Christopher Paolini

13. “Now you got us whammied with the curse of squirmy death.” - Richard Laymon

14. “OK," Josh said evenly, "I've seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?" he wondered aloud.Don't be ridiculous," Flamel snapped, "They're rats."Josh really didn't think it was a ridiculous suggestion.” - Michael Scott

15. “Are you watching the boats?" Cornelia guessed. She craned her neck to see if there was any excitement on the river.Heavens no, I'm spying on people," Virginia responded unrepentantly.-Cornelia E and Virginia Somerset” - Lesley M.M. Blume

16. “It's just.... you know” - Jackson Browne

17. “For now. But if I ever decide you're useless, you are a dead man."To be killed by you is to be desired more than a life excluded from your service."Bravo." Her Imperial Viciousness laughed with genuine feeling. "Bra-vo!” - Frank Beddor

18. “I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains.” - Megan McDonald

19. “Shit, money, and the World, the three American truths, powering the American mobility, claimed the Slothrops, clasped them for good to the country's fate. But they did not prosper... about all they did was persist” - Thomas Pynchon

20. “At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right?” - Rachel Caine

21. “I'm unpredictable, I never know where I'm going until I get there, I'm so random, I'm always growing, learning, changing, I'm never the same person twice. But one thing you can be sure of about me; is I will always do exactly what I want to do.” - C. JoyBell C.

22. “Hand me my pants,” - Michael Grant

23. “All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.” - Claudia Gray

24. “Seeing is believing” - Alyson Noel

25. “The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners.” - Bauvard

26. “It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.” - Ellen DeGeneres

27. “What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!” - Hunter S. Thompson

28. “Luck is not as random as you think.Before that lottery ticket won the jackpot, someone had to buy it.” - Vera Nazarian

29. “Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead.” - Doug MacLeod

30. “don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male” - Keisha Keenleyside

31. “He crouched at the care window and looked in. "What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one." His finger jabbed the glass. "That one's a bit ugly."The American stepped towards him. "What? What did you say?""Oh, don't worry. I'm sure his personality makes up for his face.” - Derek Landy

32. “You are who you are, when NO ONE is LOOKING” - Weas

33. “Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.” - Ellen DeGeneres

34. “Sex parties, alcohol and drugs lost their appeal to Sven after a while. Music never did, in his continual search for that sober connection--intimacy with one person over a long period of time, as opposed to periods of intimacy with a bunch of random faces.” - Jess C. Scott

35. “Some quotations," said Zellaby, "are greatly improved by lack of context.” - John Wyndham

36. “Peace cannot be achieved; they have to be plucked out of their pod.” - A.G. Phillips

37. “انت لا تعلم شيء لا تعلم شيء على الاطلاق ..أنا لا اعلم شيء لا اعلم شيء على الاطلاق نحن نحيا بعالم المجاهيل ذلك ..نتبع القواعد أحيانا وأحيانا نجري فقط لنكتشف نهاية اللعبهاحيانا نصل للنهايه فندم على كمية الاشياء التي اغفلناها والتي كانت ستحقق لنا رصيد اضافي بتلك اللعبه وأحيانا نرضي بنعمة المعرفه ذاتها نتمسك بقراراتنا ونقبل على تحسين بالمستوي التالي ولكن احيانا نصطدم بتلك الكلمه السخيفه"GAME OVER"والتي تضمن لنا نهاية مفتوحه وبئر من الاسئله نقع به لترتطم رؤوسنا بالقاع فنهلوس قليلا!!ثم نعي حقيقة أنا لا نعلم شيء ..لا نعلم شيء على الاطلاق” - ايناس البداوي

38. “Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!” - Rick Riordan

39. “You think I pretend weakness?"She nodded. "Not weakness, but you like to let others think they're in control, when it's you.” - Kady Cross

40. “Disturbed to her very soul, Finley could only shake her head. "You ask too much."A crooked grin curved his mouth. "Too much? You strange and wonderful girl, that is the least I'll ask of you.” - Kady Cross

41. “Not that I don't appreciate the rescue," Holt said. "But I'm forced to ask, in the interest of self-preservation ... exactly how well armed are you right now?” - Rachel Vincent

42. “Awesome ends with me; but Ugly starts with u...” - Stephan

43. “Fifteen minutes later, Justin looks at his pint of blood with pride. He doesn't want it to go to some stranger, he almost wants to bring it to the hospital himself, survey the wards and present it to someone special, for it's the first thing to come straight from his heart in a very long time.” - Cecelia Ahern

44. “I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.” - Diane Messidoro

45. “lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.” - Diane Messidoro

46. “If you fall, I'll be the there” - Floor

47. “I know lots of things you don't""Name five.""The Grand Unification Theory, tax law, binary, the capital of Azerbailan, and how tractors work.” - Daniel Nayeri

48. “Her memories were beads jumbled loose in a box, unstrung.” - Kate Maloy

49. “Tried to escape, to block out the fact that I was being eaten alive by arachnids. For some reason the only thing I could replace it with was the image of being eaten by tiny clowns.” - David Wong

50. “Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket.” - Nicole McKay Amy Riekhof

51. “A brick could create a clear winner in a fight if instead of fighting pillows against blankets, you fought bricks against blankets.” - Amy Riekhof

52. “A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.” - Amy Riekhof

53. “Together a brick and a blanket create the perfect metaphor for life. Will you be a brick and make something of your life, or be a blanket and sleep your life away?” - Amy Riekhof

54. “A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.” - Nicole McKay

55. “A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?” - Nicole McKay

56. “A company could use bricks to measure their growth rate. How many bricks have angry investors thrown at you lately? If the answer is none, then your growth rate is probably pretty good… for the moment.” - Amy Riekhof

57. “For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.” - Nicole McKay

58. “Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.” - Nicole McKay

59. “You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It’s certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!” - Nicole McKay

60. “You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.” - Nicole McKay

61. “A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release.” - Amy Riekhof

62. “Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.” - Nicole McKay

63. “Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they’ll at least have something to keep them warm after they’ve lost all their money when the company goes under.” - Amy Riekhof

64. “I’ve always wanted to go out with a bang, that’s why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together.” - Nicole McKay

65. “A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America’s greatest ballparks.(Fenway)” - Nicole McKay

66. “A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.” - Amy Riekhof

67. “Blankets on the other hand are incredibly needy as they are always trying to fill a “void”. Are a bit whorish in that the instant you walk away from them in less than a minute they’ll be all over someone else, and the moment you actually need them they’re nowhere to be found.” - Nicole McKay

68. “Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you’ve ever held dear with the greatest of ease.” - Nicole McKay

69. “You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.” - Nicole McKay

70. “I said 'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't speak Swedish.''Well, of course you don't. Neither do I. Who the hell speaks Swedish?” - John Green

71. “You only get one go at it... might as well Rock it.” - Tommie Vaughn

72. “Chance" is just a word expressing ignorance” - Richard Dawkins

73. “Well blow me down with a solar flare.” - Nenia Campbell

74. “I will never fit in becauseI wasn't meant to” - Cher Lloyd

75. “Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode.” - Don Roff

76. “I’d seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many.” - Richelle Mead

77. “Meow, Meow, Meeeeooooow?” - Elizabeth Duivenvoorde

78. “Why are we learning about the past, when this is History?” - Galinda Glinda

79. “I have no idea how long Quisser was gone from the table. My attention became fully absorbed by the other faces in the club and the deep anxiety they betrayed to me, an anxiety that was not of the natural, existential sort but one that was caused by peculiar concerns of an uncanny nature. What a season is upon us, these faces seemed to say. And no doubt their voices would have spoken directly of certain peculiar concerns had they not been intimidated into weird equivocations and double entendres by the fear of falling victim to the same kind of unnatural affliction that had made so much trouble in the mind of the art critic Stuart Quisser. Who would be next? What could a person say these days, or even think, without feeling the dread of repercussion from powerfully connected groups and individuals? I could almost hear their voices asking, "Why here, why now?" But of course they could have just as easily been asking, "Why not here, why not now?" It would not occur to this crowd that there were no special rules involved; it would not occur to them, even though they were a crowd of imaginative artists, that the whole thing was simply a matter of random, purposeless terror that converged upon a particular place at a particular time for no particular reason. On the other hand, it would also not have occurred to them that they might have wished it all upon themselves, that they might have had a hand in bringing certain powerful forces and connections into our district simply by wishing them to come. They might have wished and wished for an unnatural evil to fall upon them but, for a while at least, nothing happened. Then the wishing stopped, the old wishes were forgotten yet at the same time gathered in strength, distilling themselves into a potent formula (who can say!), until one day the terrible season began. Because had they really told the truth, this artistic crowd might also have expressed what a sense of meaning (although of a negative sort), not to mention the vigorous thrill (although of an excruciating type), this season of unnatural evil had brought to their lives.("Gas Station Carnivals")” - Thomas Ligotti