“If you die in an elevator make sure you press the UP button.”
“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”
“I'm not the elevator to open the door every time you push the button”
“if you ever die in a elvator make sure to push up”
“If you really want to kill a libriomancer, hook a bomb up to a big red button and tell him not to press it”
“Maybe you should just press the button”