“Death should take more care with his paperwork.”
“Management cares about only one thing. Paperwork. They will forgive almost anything else - cost overruns, gross incompetence, criminal indictments - as long as the paperwork's filled out properly. And in on time.”
“What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork”
“I have so much paperwork. I'm afraid my paperwork has paperwork.”
“It's a joke in the zoo business, a weary joke, that the paperwork involved in trading a shrew weighs more than an elephant, that the paperwork involved in trading an elephant weighs more than a whale, and that you must never try to trade a whale, never.”
“It is very often nothing but our own vanity that deceives us. Women fancy admiration means more than it does.And men take care that they should.”