“When you cross over into the weird stuff, there's no going back. Hector has a theory on it. Calls it the law of 'Anomalous Phenomena Attraction.' He explained it to me once. Didn't really pay attention, but it boils down to 'weird shit pulls in more weird shit.”
“So I’d been called the Barbara Walters of weird shit.There’s weird shit and then there’s weird shit.”
“It feels weird right at this moment to not be anybody's sidekick. Hard to explain, but when I look at the moon, it seems like it's paying attention to me, instead of me paying attention to it. It's way up there now. Hi, moon, I say silently to it. Yes, I'm high, it says back. The moon has a sense of humor.”
“Mardi Gras, baby. Mardi Gras. Time when all manner of weird shit cuts loose and parties down.”
“You know, you're like a walking magnet for weird shit, Chase.”
“You're not going to try to hug me or something, are you?" Phenex grumbled. "You've been into some weird shit since you got married.”