“I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.”

“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

“I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.”

“I don't need to be any place else, because the music takes me to the only place I want to be right now. To the place where I am and have always been wholly me, the only church I've ever belonged to, the only place I've ever prayed.”

“Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books.”

“ It used to be you that I like but now I'm going to do what I like”

“I once started out to walk around the world but ended up with you.Thank God.”