“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

“I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.”

“I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.”

“Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books.”

“And we're all good, everything is forgiven between Beethoven and me because this is the part of me that hasn't changed. In this monent I'm not defined by the other things, the things that happened to me, the things I didn't choose. This is the part of me that defines me for all time, for always. The thing I choose completely.”

“Are you a vegetarian?' I ask, based on the evidence in front of me.She nods.'Why?''Because I have this theory that when we die, every animal that we've eaten has a chance at eating us back. So if you're a carnivore and you add up all the animals you've eaten--well, that's a long time in purgatory, being chewed.''Really?'She laughs. 'No. I'm just sick of the question. I mean, I'm a vegetarian because I think it's wrong to eat other sentient creatures. And it sucks for the environment.”

“In this moment I'm not defined by the other things, the things that happened to me, the things I didn't choose. This is the part of me that defines for all time, for always. The thing I choose completely.”