“If life gives you lemon, squeeze them in people's eyes.”
“When life hands you lemons, squeeze the fuck out of them!!!”
“When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. HARD.”
“When life gives you lemons...throw the lemons at people..it's hilarious!”
“When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.”
“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”