“I didn't wait for Luck. I raced after it with a truck.”

“I didn't wait for Luck. I tore after it with a truck.”

“I don't need to travel back in time to cause trouble. Seeing back through time finds me trouble enough!”

“guesstimate = better than a guess but not as guaranteed as an estimate... i.e. It's simply a calculated forecast based on probability, historical trends, observations, analytical research, politics, studies of human nature and good ol' common sense (the latter 2 of which usually cause a toxic sediment when mixed, LOL)...”

“For a deaf man, the world is a zoo of mime artists”

“Such a better world it would be if we all had the morals of a Golden Retriever; butt sniffing notwithstanding.”

“Once bitten twice shy? Sure, but... why not get a bigger dog and bite them back?”