“Such a better world it would be if we all had the morals of a Golden Retriever; butt sniffing notwithstanding.”
“I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever." (Luke/Lucian)”
“You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!”
“Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.”
“The voice in my head is is fond of upper-case. It's like having a sub-cranial golden retriever.”
“Think of what a better world it would be if we all - the wholeworld had cookies and milk about 3 o'clock every afternoon and thenlay down with our blankets for a nap.”