“I write to keep the characters in my head from driving me crazy.”
“It might drive some people crazy, living like this, but the quiet keeps me company.”
“Looks like what drives me crazyDon't have no effect on you--But I'm gonna keep on at itTill it drives you crazy, too.”
“Just when I figured out how to quiet the characters in my head, the multiple stories my creative muse wants me to write started screaming for attention!”
“I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane.”
“It would drive me crazy to be a guest in my own house.”