“Almost anyone can be an author; the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.”

“[A] quotation is a handy thing to have about, saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself, always a laborious business."(The Record Lie)”

“And Teddy worried lots aboutThe fact that he was rather stout.He thought: "If only I were thin!But how does anyone begin?”

“One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries.”

“Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.”

“You never can tell with bees.”

“But it isn't easy,' said Pooh. 'Because Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you. And all you can do is to go where they can find you.”