“Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.”

“It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's The impurities in our air and water that are doing it”

“People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.”

“Goats are extremely cute and fairly intelligent (for livestock) and, importantly, delicious.”

“What me worry?”

“Ideally, the umpire should combine the integrity of a Supreme Court judge, the physical agility of an acrobat, the endurance of Job and the imperturbability of Buddha.”

“Be mindful of the link between action and outcome. Ask yourself: If I repeat today's action 365 times, will I be where I want to be in a year?”