“No, I will not join your Civil War reenactment troupe.”
“An apocryphal story recounts the dilhemma of a man during the Civil War who could not decide whether to join the Confederate or Union forces. Finally he put on a gray coat and blue pants, and both sides shot him.”
“There is neither a foreign war nor a civil war; there is only just and unjust war.”
“Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.”
“All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers.”
“If civilization has an opposite, it is war.”