“Toby Zeigler: There's literally no one in the world I don't hate right now.”

“I just don't want to be around people who don't hate everything in their life right now.”

“Know I don't hate youDon't wanna fight youKnow I'll always love youBut right now I just don't like youCause you took this too far”

“Toby smiled and started to speak, but Josh adjusted his hold on Tank and reached back, covering Toby's mouth."Wait," Grace said. "I think he was going to actually use words.""Yeah, but trust me, you don't want to hear them."Toby pulled Josh's hand away. "Are you my new mommy?"Grace's mouth fell open in shock, and Toby giggled at the sight."Okay, Tiger," Josh said. "You know I love the sound of your laugh, probably more than any sound in the world, but I will squash you like a grape if you say that to one more woman today.”

“Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.”

“I hated it when literally was used for non-literal things. I popped the tab on my soda can and returned her grin. Over my dead body... literally.”