“Hey!" (Me:panting, smiling brightly, determined.)"Hey." (Him:blank face, eyes shifty, but still frustratingly handsome.)"Are you on your way somewhere? (Me:Still smiling, still determined.)"Yup." (Him:Uninterested, taking out a chapstick.)"Well,I'd love to talk, if you want." (Me:trying to remember global warming, nuclear proliferation, everything else more important and sadder than this moment.)"Sure,yeah. Listen, I'm late." (Him:walking away.)"Well,do you want my number maybe?" (Me:determined. Not to cry.)”

“Hey, heard you’re a bitch whore for stealing Sienna’s man.”… “Yep. I officially, globally suck.”Anna chewed her food for a minute, then smiled. “Well, c**t or not, I still love you.”

“Because I can't help doing it," he said with a shrug. "And hey, if I keep loving you, maybe you'll eventually crack and love me too. Hell, I'm pretty sure you're already half in love with me.""I am not! And everything you just said is ridiculous. That's terrible logic."Adrian returned to his crossword puzzle. "Well, you can think what you want, so long as you remember-no matter how ordinary things seem between us-I'm still here, still in love with you, and care about you more than any other guy, evil or otherwise, ever will.""I don't think you're evil.""See? Things are already looking promising.”

“I want to plant a little garden with you now take care of a piece of the earth somehow and tend it when we're old and gray and try to straighten up and say, well, I'm so glad to see you today hey baby hey baby hey baby hey ”

“Well, I’m glad you didn’t drown.” His eyes warm up with his face. I smile back at him. “Yeah, that would’ve sucked.” “Definitely.”

“You, know I'm the Queen's favorite great nephew, Well, yeah I'm her only great nephew, but that's not important, I'd still be her favorite...”