“All you shitheads need Jesus so far as I'm concerned.”

“I'm fine, love. Agent Grady just needed a cuddle. And possibly a piece of my spleen.”

“I'll stick this so far up your ass, the smoke will come out your ears.”

“All's I'm saying is love's a blessing, no matter all the same.”

“Since we’re opening up with our feelings and all, I feel the need to tell you that this is the gayest car I’ve ever been in,”

“I'm like the fucking Three Stooges of espionage. All three of 'em. All rolled into one!”

“Good kitty""Why do you encourage them?""They're good kitties.""They're your minions.""Everyone needs a minion or two""You won't be so pleased when you find me ground up in their food bowl one day.”