“Aw, they’re all cuddly. It’s like watching grizzlies mate.” Ash from The Gravedigger's Brawl”

“God crafted men’s eyes and women’s breast from the same material, I’m convinced. Whenever eyes wander toward cleavage, they’re just trying to feel like they’re home. It’s also why breasts always know when they’re being watched.”

“Love is like trying to wrestle an albino. It’s tough because they’re slippery and all lubed up with sunscreen.”

“New York is strange in the summer. Life goes on as usual but it’s not, it’s like everyone is just pretending, as if everyone has been cast as the star in a movie about their life, so they’re one step removed from it. And then in September it all gets normal again.”

“If people persist in trespassing upon the grizzlies' territory, we must accept the fact that the grizzlies, from time to time, will harvest a few trespassers.”

“We were like deer. They were like grizzly bear.”