“Bad Dixie! No more sex for you!”
“April's just a Dixie cup of crazy. Lydia's more like a twenty-gallon tank”
“Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?”
“There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.”
“Telling a story to go with the meal is de rigueur, cher, it makes the food more memorable, and both meal and story get better when you sip that ice-cold Dixie beer.”
“Catholics have more extreme sex lives because they're taught that pleasure is bad for you. Who thinks it's normal to kneel down to a naked man who's nailed to a cross? It's like a bad leather bar.”