“Fucking pyromanic, Crazier'n a male crab, that one.”

“The two most dangerous things in the world are rich people and crazy people. The Roanokes are rich like pharoahs and crazier'n a snake-fucking baby.”

“The female crab has an impenetrable shell, she is so hard on the outside and yet so soft within. There is no possible point of access. The male crab must wait a whole year until the female decides to shed her shell to grow a new one. And it is only at that moment of vulnerability that the patient crab can triumph in his love.”

“Crabs, crabs, crabs. Crabs the size of beach donkeys.”

“Slipping in the side door to the VIP section , she scanned the crowd , well aware that she was looking for one male in particular.And he was there. Fucking John Matthew.”

“Worse, I have to admit to feeling the jealousy of one crab for another that has managed to climb out of the barrel.”