“I'll stick this so far up your ass, the smoke will come out your ears.”
“Boy you watch your tongue with me. Or I'll stick my foot so far up your ass the next time you go to the doctor he'll ask you how you got those boot tracks on your tonsils.”
“You get the benefit of the doubt because according to the Eternal Sun gossip committee, you’re good as gold. They better be right, or I’ll stick my boot up your ass so far it’ll set up residency in your throat.”
“Someone needs to take that stick out of your ass and beat you with it”
“If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon to get them out.”
“Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction.”