“If any man tells you he loves America, yet hates labor, he is a liar. If any man tells you he trusts America, yet fears labor, he is a fool.”
“When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.”
“A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is visible labor and there is invisible labor.”
“You can always spot a fool, for he is a man who will tell you he knows who is going to win an election.”
“if a man tells you, you are beautyfullit means he likes youbut if a man tells you, you remind me of my motherthat means he truly loves you.”
“You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein Because he hates America he loves mistresses and he wears a beret. He is French people.”