“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
“You wearing a thigh sheath?”“Now what would be the sense of wearing just one? I have two thighs.”
“Evil was coming. I wondered whose face it would be wearing.”
“Coco Chanel used to talk about wearing more than one string of pearls. Why wear one if you can wear two, or something to that effect. I think that one string of pearls is just fine. But that's because my pearls are black, hers were white.”
“I was wearing my best Gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians, so yea, I was pretty cool.”
“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine above my eyes.”