“Blondes are said to be more fun, but a well-caffeinated brunette is a kick-in-the-pants!”
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
Similar quotes
“There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard, Yellowbeard, and Yellow beard with Black Roots, who surmised that, if blondes have more fun, then blond pirates must have a heck of a lot more fun.”
“It takes more than one kick in the pants to reverse a lifetime of unplanned apathy.”
“It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.”
“As a general rule, librarians are a kick in the pants socially, often full of good humor, progressive, and, naturally, well read”
“I don’t know how you do it. You aren’t even blond. I mean, maybe a little, but mostly you’re a brunette. I just don’t see guys going for that.”“Yeah, well, some people are into kinky stuff, I guess.”