“Was is paranoia? Exaggeration? A lie? This happens almost daily. This is why you call another mother when something happens, good or bad, because you have to tell someone, even if they disagree with you, and this makes your reaction real.”

“I wanted to tell them that the reason they get hounded by their women is because they truly care about the world we live in, that they're the dispensers of the details that keep us human.”

“It is the journey, and if you don't stop to enjoy the little treats along the way you will go insane.”

“I knew Jo would remember the evening as a success, though the details that created it would escape her.”

“It was God's intention for the prick to be a tireless population-building tool.”

“You never can tell when a bad thing might make a good thing happen.”

“Sometimes if you want something badly enough, you can make it happen. If you miss someone so desperately that it wrecks your insides, you say their name over and over until you conjure then. It's called sympathetic magic and you just have to believe in it to make it work.”