“I am a mystic. I believe in hearing the inaudible and touching the intangible and seeing the invisible.”

“I try to make my comments like a woman's skirt: long enough to be respectable and short enough to be interesting. ”

“Unless man is commited to the belief that all mankind are his brothers, then he labours in vain and hypocritically in the vineyards of equality”

“Unless man is committed to the belief that all mankind are his brothers, then he labors in vain and hypocritically in the vineyards of equality”

“Ok, look. Whenever I hear people say that they felt ‘sparks,’ I usually think it’s a load of poo. I mean, I have felt attraction to people, sure, and I have even felt some instant lust. But sparks? Please... Then he touched my skin. Sparks. Sparks. Sparks. Hot sparks. Flashing sparks. Lightning bolt sparks. J esus, Mary, and Joseph sparks.”

“Writing is a combination of intangible creative fantasy and appallingly hard work.”

“Wine?”“Am I breathing?”“Wine it is.”