“Having commodified nature, we're eating the shrapnel of a worldwide homogeneity bomb.”

“The danger is in what we codify, commodify, and exploit.”

“I'm going out for a bottle of champagne. We're going to get bombed.”

“Creation from chaos is natural. We've come to a place where we've realized that we have this actual physical need to create things. We've discovered that we hate people en masse, we're sick of homogenized culture, and these realizations have left holes in our hearts. We create to fill those holes, to be able to sleep at night knowing we've done something, even a small something, to confront the manufactured culture that is currently being churned out.”

“No I am not all right!” Chrestomanci said, after five minutes of this. “I have worldwide blisters. I need a shave. I’m tired out and I haven’t had anything to eat since breakfast yesterday. Would you feel alright in my position?”

“The Worldwide Parental Anxiety System is failing if this many of us have made sex tapes.”