“For you time-capsule types, MoPo was something called a convenience store, as in, 'The soda is conveniently located right next to the doughnuts and lottery tickets.' People who want to understand better how the human race was conquered so easily need to study those stores. Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, or weight-loss tips”
“...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.”
“Like the best convenience store in the world, / the mind is always open.”
“It's not convenience that bothers me, it's people's obsession with saving time. Everything's a race. I just don't get who or what we're constantly racing against.”
“Stepparenting is like working at a late-night convenience store — all of the responsibility and none of the authority.”
“Too much school.""Would you rather be dead?! Would you rather die? Here, on your knees in the back of a convenience store?!”