“Cause it's nine in the afternoon and Your eyes are the size of the moon You could 'cause you can so you do We're feeling so good Just the way that we do When it's nine in the Afternoon”

“Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses and sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses and shade of the sheets and before all the stains and a few more of your least favorite things...”

“smirking between dignified sips of his dignified...peach and lime...daiquri!”

“dont take the kid from the fight take the fight from the kid. ”

“Gossip is never fatal until it is denied. Gossip goes on about every human being alive and about all the dead that are alive enough to be remembered, and yet almost never does any harm until some defender makes a controversy. Gossip's a nasty thing, but it's sickly, and if people of good intentions will let it entirely alone, it will die, ninety-nine times out of a hundred.”

“Do not give way to lowness while you are young. Rise up on the strength of God and resolve to conquer.”

“What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom?”