“Actually, no, I wasn't thinking about STDs." Because apparently, I'm an idiot. Turns out, I was more worried about babies than I was rabies.”

“Great. Not only will I be a hairy bush, but I'll look as if I'm about to catch fire, I'll be the burning bush.”

“The human placenta is filled with nutritious benefits, one of which is creating a fertile environment. At my age, I'm going to need all the help I can to have a baby, and if having a placenta smoothie or two helps - I won't count it out.""That's like some pretty satanic shit." Ethan is quick to observe. "Like voodoo or something.”

“I love you more than the heavens love the sun and the moon.”

“A new war is going to begin. And I won't give in until I win. That's the only war I care about, the one for your heart.”

“I must have dreamed a thousand dreams about you these past two weeks.”

“It's so freaking cold I'm about ready to jump in the refrigerator to warm myself.”