“Eat my food or die.""If I eat your food I WILL die." He belches before reaching in the fridge for a soda. "Yeah, whatever. Gimme something to commit a slow suicide with.”
“Something in my patience snaps.. 'I'd really rather die than eat your food food and hear you call me 'love'... He holds my gaze for a few infinitely long seconds before he pulls a gun out of jis jacket pocket, He fires.”
“Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works.”
“I'd really rather die than eat your food and listen to you call me love.”
“Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.”
“Vegtables, what food eats before it becomes food.”