“When you find that perfect person, you should never let go. Fate could step in.”

“Before, I simply stepped off the ground, but with you—I’m in the stratosphere. You leave me breathless.”

“Wa, did I just say fate? I so don't believe in that. Fate is bullshit people force-feed themselves when they're too lazy to carve out a destiny of their own.”

“Fate is bullshit people force-feed themselves when they're too lazy to carve out a destiny of their own.”

“You're on a road show with your penis, and trust me, I'm the last person who wants to get in your way. But I'm telling you, operation occupy-my-vagina is a no-go for the evening.”

“Play hard to get. You should be.”

“Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t do something. It’s poison every single time.”