“God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.”

“there is so little difference between husbands, you might as well keep the first.”

“She was a woman made up of details, and he saw them, every one.”

“There's nothing a man can do, that i can't do better and in heels”

“A young apprentice applied to a master carpenter for a job. The older man asked him, "Do you know your trade?" "Yes, sir!" the young man replied proudly. "Have you ever made a mistake?" the older man inquired. "No, sir!" the young man answered, feeling certain he would get the job. "Then there's no way I'm going to hire you," said the master carpenter, "because when you make one, you won't know how to fix it.”

“Even if God forgives you, you do not forgive yourself. You live in your sorrow like a room of mirrors that reflects on and on to eternity.”

“One day I woke up and said, 'I'm going to start a revolution.' ...and I did.”