“No politician should ever let himself be photographed in a bathing suit.”
“A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat.”
“Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.”
“In countries where all the crooked politicians wear pinstriped suits, the best people are bare-assed.”
“What?" He was frowning now. "No bathing suit? Are you sure you're not a nun?""Some nuns swim.”
“The thing was to wear a bathing suit and look good in it, to somehow make yourself worthy of the scenario you were volunteering for.”