“Nothing, Basil. I’ll see you in a few,”Fine, and it’s Lord Basil.”Even in the bedroom?”Especially in the bedroom.”

“If you plan to pass the pop quiz later, I’d advise it.”“It ain’t a pop quiz if you warn people beforehand. Doofus.”“That’s llygad-doofus to you, and did I say pop quiz? ’Cuz I meant ninja-quiz since you’ll never see it coming.”

“Speaking of tiny skivvies I think that's what you both should wear during your inevitable cage fight. We can even call your soon-to-be epic battle the Die-You in the Bayou. Sell tickets.”

“Watch over her ma mère. S’il te plaît keep her safe. Even from me.”

“You... what was that word you just used? Apologize? First 'please' and now 'apologize'? I think I need to sit down.”

“It wasn't the tequila and oxy. You really are that fucking gorgeous.”

“As lost as I get, I will find you, Heather. Always" - Dante”