“I had nothing to wear except one great pair of shoes.”
“Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”
“I did NOT have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.”
“There is nothing quite as unpleasant as wearing a pair of briefs which have been trailed through a Calcutta courtyard. Nothing, that is, except having one's elbows and knees lacerated by unseen slivers of glass and discarded razor blades.”
“I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them.”
“I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.”